(she stands upโฆ shakes her wings and cleans the feathers before wiping the dust off her face)
๐ง
โsoโฆ thatโs really how you want itโฆ FINE WITH ME YOU ****** โ
( He brings his axe forward, stepping closer. )
You. Are testing. My patience.
The only reason you still stand is because I feel merciful today. I'll ask one more time:
Who. Are. You?
( She... really should've known better. The moment she comes close enough, he's grabbing her by her wings and tossing her several feet away. Bastard. )
๐ง
โI swear to my beautiful selfโฆ I will put you under the rubble of your own temple again if you do anythingโ
(lands on the ground and hugs him)
Oh, I would hardly call it nonsense! Itโs been so BORING here latelyโฆ wouldnโt you agree?
Iโm simply livening things up a little! Itโs so kind of me, really. Yes, yes, hold your applause! YOUUUUโRE WELCOME!
And you are aggravatingly passive. I could never understand your approach.
( His brows furrowed, eyes burning bright as he stares her down. )
But I would be a fool to pass up on an actually competent ally.
there are , at least , things we
can agree on .
i do still find you unnecessarily
aggressive and destructive , as
much as i may not judge you
as much as i likely should ..
Hah! And here I thought we'd never agree on anything.
What's the term? "The enemy of my enemy is my friend?" You both irk me in different ways, but he's a bigger pain.
i hope so , maybe it will teach
him to , at the very least , stay
quiet more often .
the jester is always spouting
nonsense at least once a day ,
it's almost infuriating .
That Golden Cheese Cookie turned out to be a worthy foe indeed...
( Though he would never repeat that to her personally. )
.. but to falter against someone so passive? How embarrassing!
Maybe the humiliation might just teach him something.
Sometimes I still think about my past defeats.
.. But then I remember how fast the jester fumbled his attempt to take his soul jam back from a HEALER of all things, and my day is just that much better.