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[𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐊 @TheMahleek]

“We will stop Messi”

You think you’re the first coach he’s playing against?? 😂😂😂😂

[Morris Baker @MorrisBaker_]

Bellingham, Messi look you Dey shake head, You Dey smile.

Be like dem no warn you for that your Madrid.

[Big Pheelz 🇪🇸🇦🇷🇳🇴 @yung_pheelz01]

Make Messi dey train for O’rielly and Konsa? 😂

[B/R Football @brfootball]

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[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🚨 Former England players' statements ahead of England vs Argentina World Cup semi-final:

🚨🗣️ Ian Wright: "I don't fear Argentina like I'd fear France or Spain, because I think there are a lot of fallacies with them..."

🚨🗣️ John Terry: "If I’m being honest Argentina don’t worry me. I don’t look at Argentina and think they’re better than us. Player for player, I think we’re better than Argentina."

🚨🗣️ Gary Neville: "With the centre backs they have, I can’t see us not scoring at least two goals."

🚨🗣️ Joe Cole: "We're going to have to put Messi to sleep. We're going to put him to sleep. I'm saying it now, we're going to reach the World Cup final."

England ended up losing to Argentina. ❌

[Mod @CFCMods]

Ronaldo fans are doing a world tour, from Portugal, to France and now to England, just because of one man 😂

[Edmund 2.0💥 @EdmundOris]

After all said and done, the funniest moment in this 2026 World Cup is Ronaldo scoring 2 useless goals against Uzbekistan and saying “I’M BACK, I’M BACK”🤡🤡🤣🤣🤣

[Unkonfined @unkonfined]

MESSI IS THE PLAYER RONALDO WISHES HE WAS.

[valking ♔ @_VALKlNG]

“Messi never played in the premier league”

- He just cooked the whole league in one match 🐐

[ASISAT O.O.N @AsisatOshoala]

Bruhhhhh that David Beckham jubilation 😭😭😭😭😭 …..did he forget who his player was. Damn

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

LIONEL MESSI ASSISTS BOTH ARGENTINA GOALS TO SEND THEM TO THE FINAL 🐐

GOAT!!!

[MBAH @Mbahdeyforyou]

“Messi has never faced England”

Problem Solved.✅

[ASISAT O.O.N @AsisatOshoala]

Messi made sure the English guys have a feel of him ….e no fit play for EPL una

[Winna F.C. @WinnaFC]

🚨| BREAKING: Almost every major World Cup record now belongs to Lionel Messi.🐐

[TEE @temple_tg]

@_VALKlNG 😂😂😂

[Rinu Oduala 🔥🔫 @SavvyRinu]

A dead woman was found in the house of a Minister in Nigeria. David Umahi who Tinubu appointed and he is yet to be arrested.

Think of a dead body found in the house of a poor man in this country. What would happen?

[Elias @fcb_elias1]

🚨🎙️ Zlatan Ibrahimović on Piers Morgan leaving Lionel Messi out of his all-time XI:

🗣️ Zlatan: “Piers Morgan says he’d leave Lionel Messi out of his all-time XI? That’s cute. Football has been leaving Piers Morgan out of serious football discussions for years.”

🗣️ Zlatan: “You’re not even in my top 100,000 journalists, TV personalities, or broadcasters in the world.”

🗣️ Zlatan: “You spent decades chasing headlines. Messi spent two decades creating history. One is remembered for interviews, the other for moments that changed football forever.”

🗣️ Zlatan: “You measure greatness through opinions. Football measures it through World Cups, Ballon d’Or awards, trophies, records, and the generations of players and fans a person inspires.”

🗣️ Zlatan: “I’ve lived football my entire life. You only seem to enter the conversation when Messi or Ronaldo is trending.”

🗣️ Zlatan: “I joined football media during the 2026 World Cup and generated enormous attention. You’ve been on television for decades and still rely on Messi’s name to attract clicks.”

🗣️ Zlatan: “Take Messi out of your all-time XI if you want. The team won’t become famous because of that decision. The decision becomes famous because it involves Messi.”

🗣️ Zlatan: “Imagine believing you can remove the greatest player of all time from history with a single opinion, while people only remember that opinion because it was about him.”

🗣️ Zlatan: “Messi doesn’t need validation from anyone. If anything, it’s his name that keeps these conversations relevant.” 🐐🔥

[Barbir @Alex_Barbir]

If only Nigerians themselves could farm and garden without being beheaded or shot :)

[Winna F.C. @WinnaFC]

🚨| CRAZIEST STAT: 39-year-old Messi has scored same World Cup goals as the entire Portugal squad.🐐

He didn't statpad against UZBEKISTAN.😱

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

"With the way this government is going, I may not even be alive to contest the 2027 election. Every single thing I do for a living, this government is deliberately frustrating. I face frustration every day. They recently locked my car at the airport."

—NDC presidential candidate, Mr. Peter Obi