The Temple

The whole in your neighbourhood

[The Temple @templemcr]

Group of four rock up. Two pints, a corona and a bottle of rosé, "one glass". That'll end well.

[M.Haiux @robotbytheriver]

@templemcr me walking in to The Temple and hearing Uptown Girl

[The Temple @templemcr]

@BeerinManc nah. Half term's a bitch. Promised Chester Zoo, Pleasure Beach and aquariums before counting receipts. Worth it.

[The Temple @templemcr]

"Who's this?"
"Killing Joke"
"Billy Joel?"
"Killing Joke"
"Oh, I don't know Billy Joel. You wanna get some AC/DC on there"
"We have"
sigh

[The Temple @templemcr]

Coming down with your mates to take a picture then fucking of without buying a drink. Don't be that cunt. At least engage the staff.

[The Temple @templemcr]

My last shift ever down here. Been open since 12 and my only customer so far keeps falling asleep. And he didn’t bring any cake. #laters

[The Temple @templemcr]

Couldn’t get a guestie for Elbow? Live blues down here right now. Come down. Booze and that. x

[The Temple @templemcr]

“What’s that country China kind of stole? Tibet? Nepal?”
“Don’t know. Kind of lost interest. I want to go to Venezuela now”
FUCKING SIGH

[The Temple @templemcr]

“@PeteMcN: @templemcr so who will be tweeting from The Temple now?” No one. Unless I’m in and drunk and moody. Which should be often.

[The Temple @templemcr]

“@stephensermon: @templemcr Bloody lefties” guilty as charged, fucknut.

[The Temple @templemcr]

Until he comes back when the arts council money runs out. Some time before Christmas. See you then!

[The Temple @templemcr]

Given the other staff’s Mormon like approach to twitter, this account will probably go quiet in a couple of weeks.

[The Temple @templemcr]

The custodian of this account has handed his notice in. Off to do some art or some other hippy bullshit.

[The Temple @templemcr]

A pair of some punter’s jeans in the bin already and it’s it even six. Good times.

[Pubs of Manchester @Pubs_of_Mcr]

Aunty's Bar, Oxford Road. New pic with recently-built Mancunian Way in the background http://t.co/1UXImfbHFX

[The Temple @templemcr]

The only good thing about Man Utd is the night before a match it's like the United Nations down here. Full of lovely Danes, Swedes, et al.

[The Temple @templemcr]

No idea who Darkside are but their crowd are bloody lovely. Sorry I had to get shouty at the end but you wouldn't bloody leave. Nice tho x

[The Temple @templemcr]

And I Am Kloot apparently. But mainly Guy.

[The Temple @templemcr]

Love punters telling us that @Guy_Garvey owns this place. You'd think I'd have noticed after 7yrs behind the bar. But no, he "well does".