templeofash

Uncanny X-Pat!

[ChrisO_wiki @ChrisO_wiki]

Ian Fleming's original James Bond novels haven't aged well. For example, Moonraker - published almost exactly 70 years ago in April 1955 - features a villain who's a super-rich industrialist and rocket-maker seeking to cause chaos because he's a secret Nazi. Such a silly idea!

[Victorian Cricket Team @VicStateCricket]

One to remember 👏🏻 #vicsdoitbetter

[templeofash @templeofash]

Why isn’t Maxwell playing in this match?! #cricketaustralia @CricketAus

[Just saying @kangaroos991]

Okay, do NOT share, got it? 🤣🤣🤣

[Donald Frump @torontobaddy]

Who was this reporter? I’d like to buy them a drink. 🥃

[stranger @strangerous10]

Niki Savva reveals that Peter Dutton is too scared “to appear with Anika Wells” on the Today show’s political segment.
“He said that he wants only Richard Marles”
“Surely that couldn’t be bcoz he’s afraid to front up with a woman…?”💥🔥🤣#ABCInsiders

[templeofash @templeofash]

Why isn’t Sheffield Shield/State cricket more supported? I love watching it and would go to matches if I were living in Melbourne.

#SheffieldShield #cricketvictoria

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Please share.

[Digital Plastic Records @DPRCollective]

you wanna see a murder?

[Scott Hamilton @SDHamiltonVIC]

Next time Dutton or his mates talk about getting Australia’s Inflation under control - show them this👇

Inflation was INCREASING under LNP & is DECREASING under Labor.

#auspol #AusVotes25

[🕶️🦉Sassy Leo 🦉🕶️ @Loud_Lass]

It's perplexing ...
#auspol

[David 🎀 🌺 🎗💙💛💙💛Vote YES ! @david89293299]

From an American that’s moved here Permanently…

[Valtteri Bottas @ValtteriBottas]

Gotta love Australia 🇦🇺

#AustraliaDay

[Catfella 📯 🇺🇦🤝🇩🇪🇨🇦 @SusanneM0905]

Well.... 👇

[Lorraine @lorrainemary59]

Do you get my drift?

#FuckOffMurdoch
#auspol

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

BREAKING: Columbian President Gustavo Petro just released the following condemnation of President Trump:

"Trump, I don't really like travelling to the US, it's a bit boring, but I confess that there are some commendable things. I like going to the black neighbourhoods of Washington, where I saw an entire fight in the US capital between blacks and Latinos with barricades, which seemed like nonsense to me, because they should join together.

I confess that I like Walt Whitman and Paul Simon and Noam Chomsky and Miller

I confess that Sacco and Vanzetti, who have my blood, are memorable in the history of the USA and I follow them. They were murdered by labor leaders with the electric chair, the fascists who are within the USA as well as within my country

I don't like your oil, Trump, you're going to wipe out the human species because of greed. Maybe one day, over a glass of whiskey, which I accept, despite my gastritis, we can talk frankly about this, but it's difficult because you consider me an inferior race and I'm not, nor is any Colombian.

So if you know someone who is stubborn, that's me, period. You can try to carry out a coup with your economic strength and your arrogance, like they did with Allende. But I will die in my law, I resisted torture and I resist you. I don't want slavers next to Colombia, we already had many and we freed ourselves. What I want next to Colombia are lovers of freedom. If you can't accompany me, I'll go elsewhere. Colombia is the heart of the world and you didn't understand that, this is the land of the yellow butterflies, of the beauty of Remedios, but also of the colonels Aureliano Buendía, of which I am one, perhaps the last.

You will kill me, but I will survive in my people, which is before yours, in the Americas. We are peoples of the winds, the mountains, the Caribbean Sea and of freedom...." --->>> Continued

You don't like our freedom, okay. I don't shake hands with white slavers. I shake hands with the white libertarian heirs of Lincoln and the black and white farm boys of the USA, at whose graves I cried and prayed on a battlefield, which I reached after walking the mountains of Italian Tuscany and after being saved from Covid.

[Esta @TheOnlyEsta]

COMPELLING‼️

[templeofash @templeofash]

The Hottest 200 already seems to be a lot better than The Hottest 100. #triplej #Hottest100 #Hottest200

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Lucky Country with A Labor Govt!! @Ozzytourer]

So it's Australia Day today! The Day @PeterDutton_MP wants to force everyone to celebrate! Yet the bloke that thinks he can be a Leader is too busy to attend the Official Australia Day celebrations in Canberra!
Of course our real PM is attending!
But like usual Dutton is hiding!