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[フ ォ リ ス @follis_]

"Hey Dad can you hold off on that strategic reserve announcement? Need to transfer some funds to Hyperliquid real quick"

[dubzy @dubzyxbt]

When Trump said we wouldn't have to pay taxes on crypto gains, I didn't realize he was removing the gains.

[Tempo Fog @tempofog_]

@qrimeCapital what we returning next?

[Tempo Fog @tempofog_]

@SenLummis CA?

[Tempo Fog @tempofog_]

this has to be a joke right?

[Ansem 🐂🀄️ @blknoiz06]

really impressive levels of not giving a fuck from the admins tho, absolutely terrible people, Biden pardons a bunch of people not even currently on trial & trump tokenized his entire family then didnt even mention crypto

truly incredible scenes

[Tempo Fog @tempofog_]

5 more years boys

[Renaissance @0xRenaissance]

NAH IT LOOKS LIKE TRUMPS SIDE PROFILE WE ON GOD LIVE IN A SIM.

[Lord TradfiDrake @Lord_Ashdrake]

America has spedrun Enron, 2008 and COVID in a weekend

[Tempo Fog @tempofog_]

@MELANIATRUMP It's happening again??

[Tempo Fog @tempofog_]

ETH MY SHORTS

$ETH

[Juulius @SeizureJuulius]

Dad just texted me said he bought his first crypto.

I immediately made a pumpfun and sent it to just him. Soon as he bought i rugged it.

Lesson one, welcome to the trenches buddy.

[Tempo Fog @tempofog_]

@0xkenjiii @Nitro_Labs @oceanicursula @Terminaxyz congrats ser

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@matthew_sigel

[Skely @123skely]

HOW TO GET FROM $ETH TO $TON

first get the wallet
1. Go to @tonkeeper and download the EXTENSION for whatever browser you use.

2. Once downloaded locate the extension on the TOP RIGHT of your browser and open it
Looks like this : >>

3. Setup a Wallet by clicking on new wallet AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE WRITE DOWN YOUR SEED-PHRASE.

4. Go to your phone, open Appstore or Google play and download TON KEEPER on your device.
5. Add existing wallet > paste your see dphrase (the one with 24 words)

Now you you have a wallet!

How to swap $ETH . to $TON?:

1. Click on Uniswap, selected "TON COIN", its wrapped TON.
CA for ton coin on eth (wrapped ton ) is =
0x582d872A1B094FC48F5DE31D3B73F2D9bE47def1

(ALWAYS CHECK THIS IS THE CORRECT COIN THO)
2. Swap $ETH into $TON

3. Add token to your Me*taMAs3k

5. Now bridge using https://t.co/qErq4CGF3V ( ALWAYS CHECK LINKS DO NO TRUST ANYONE EVEN ME)
this part kinda sketchy, since they dont have a twitter for the bridge but you can find the bridge via like the main @ton_blockchain website.

( you can also use houdini swap but I am kinda showing the basic dumb way to do it, you can use a bot and other stuff but yeah this is the way I do it)

6. The bridge will unwrapp the ton, you paste your destination address ( the Ton keeper address), connect with meta mask. ( the fee is kinda crazy like 5 ton aprox 40$ to do this so yeahh I guess no jeets allowed), then just follow the prompts on the site. It takes a few min.

7. BOOM you got $TON

FYI : Contract addresses on $TON look like this "EQABxFYjGY4quYR2wSSltiY7mf9LANIirtk_u_-I9eiCRiry" (this is the address for $Чебурашка)

So now Go buy some coins using @dedust_io or im sure there is TG bots and stuff, but I raw dawg it with De dust.

[Tempo Fog @tempofog_]

@slurix_xyz @mrgnalt banger fr

[Tempo Fog @tempofog_]

@SilvXBT Is the sphere even happening at this point?