Kass 🌈 🎃

Kookie... Kookie... lend me your bones

[Kass 🌈 🎃 @temporarytitan]

Me every single day "where is your brother?"

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Things cat owners of multiple cats do:
Ask 1 cat where the other cat is

[Kass 🌈 🎃 @temporarytitan]

@lovxtwd I've never seen the show why did he just blow up

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Exactly like this, with his helmet off. 📷

[sam @joshdonnapilled]

'mark i have a boyfriend'
'i know, i'm saying you could have a husband'

[Kass 🌈 🎃 @temporarytitan]

@thechosenberg Ok but I got a big question of why it is such a big deal to see your son in his underwear? Did y'all not raise him? change his diapers? Give him baths? Why are you so uncomfortable with the thought of seeing your son in his underwear? And if so why the fuck aren't you knocking?

[Kass 🌈 🎃 @temporarytitan]

Y'all don't gotta pay rent or buy groceries? Must be nice 💀

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

living with your parents in your 20s is like.... i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Wait but if you’re enjoying the blowjob and I’m reflecting on it… then who the hell is getting sucked off ??!

[Amelia @avza91]

This is a very expensive year for someone who saw all 5 members and 5 seconds of summer for £50 just 13/4 years ago

[Kass 🌈 🎃 @temporarytitan]

If she's so 'silenced' why does she never shut the fuck up

[XX-XY Athletics @xx_xyathletics]

When you consider everything they did to silence Riley, you realize why so many women & girls still fear speaking up. It also deepens your respect for those that bravely do it anyway, regardless of the price. And there’s always price.

[Kass 🌈 🎃 @temporarytitan]

IM NOT CRYING, YOU ARE!!

[archive kate sharma @archivesharma]

and the oscar for the best love confession of all time goes to...

[some wannabe z-lister @stainedglasslor]

Looking at the Harry Styles discourse and realizing a lot of people just genuinely don’t believe bisexuality is real

[Kass 🌈 🎃 @temporarytitan]

@Schaffrillas

[Kass 🌈 🎃 @temporarytitan]

Waiting for the last episode to be the whole department calling Psych on his ass and having him committed

[dado @dapittpiIled]

his smile widening when abbot says “you call me” he think that no one can help him that even a simple “call me” just make him even smile more ironically. he already makes his decision and just went in his goodbye parade. this make me sick and so sad

[nelle ♡ @SUPERSTISM]

(robby voice) hello whitaker i’ve noticed you have an inappropriate relationship with a patient. would you like to have one with me instead

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

‘Random white boy’? Sir, that is Dancing with the Stars champion and Australia’s national treasure, Robert Irwin

[Kass 🌈 🎃 @temporarytitan]

Does nobody understand how banks work anymore 🙃

[۟ @MINHxDYNASTY]

i went to my bank last weekend to withdraw $10k in cash to buy pokemon cards at a show

banker: hello sir, what are you taking this money for?

me: because i want to take out cash

banker: i need you to give me a specific reason for our records

me: it's for a card show

banker: a car show? why do you need cash?

me: card show. pokemon cards. the vendors mainly deal with cash.

banker: why would you need to spend that much money on cards?

me: ...

banker: one second, let me check with my manager. next time, please call ahead!

it really didn't feel like it was my money. i ended up leaving and just borrowing cash from my friend.

[Kass 🌈 🎃 @temporarytitan]

@ximtorturedpoet Vague posted too close to the sun lol

[𓍊˖ ࣪⊹ @GOBLINC0RE]

I still think about her

[mats 🐻 @sixteenthirty3]

why does felipe from handy manny looks like whitaker

[ashley fanatic @ashleypaddila]

A sex joke… in a sex and the city parody…?!