@PIANISSIM0FORTE ( Grinning to himself. This is way more fun than whoever he meant to text. )
π²: oh yeah? think i'd like that
π²: you usually get up to shit like this at work?
[ Incoming text from: Unknown number ]
π²: π
π²: [ 1 img attachment. ]
. . . He most definitely just sent a dick pic to the wrong number. And doesn't realise it.
@PIANISSIM0FORTE ( The text makes him huff a laugh. )
π²: appreciate the compliment baby, but i wouldn't call that average
π²: it's real nice, promise you
@PIANISSIM0FORTE ( Jesus Christ. Is this guy a professional photographer or something? How was this taken on a phone camera?? He's so taken aback that he almost forgets this is a dick pic. )
π²: well i gotta give you points for the artistry, damn
π²: pretty thing you are
@PIANISSIM0FORTE ( Smiling, eyes never once leaving his face. )
Sentimental, huh? I like that kind of jazz. It's, you know ... sexier. More β oomph β .
@2O49S What do I want? Baby, whatever you want. ( Crossing an ankle over his lap, one arm strewn across the booth's back. ) Which leads me to the next question β do you π€πππ‘ to come home with me?