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Things Tempus/Armis have definitely said || 🎇/ ⛓ / 🎩/🪫/🔅 / 🏹 / 🦖 / 🦅/ ∞ / 💢 || P.S. All posts does not related to any of their streams.

[Incorrect Holo🌟EN @tempusincorrect]

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[Incorrect Holo🌟EN @tempusincorrect]

welcome, this acc is to make every tempuras smile :)

[Incorrect Holo🌟EN @tempusincorrect]

🔅: emergency meeting tonight

∞: why

🔅: the summoning circle has opinions now

🏹: circles can't have opinions

🔅: this one does. it wants a raise

⛓: we don't pay the circle

🔅: that's why it's upset

#holotempus #holoarmis

[Incorrect Holo🌟EN @tempusincorrect]

🎩: I used the love spell on myself

🎇: How did it go

🎩: I'm in love with my own reflection

🎇: That's narcissism

🎩: no it's MAGIC

🎇: It's both

#holotempus

[Incorrect Holo🌟EN @tempusincorrect]

💢: are you a bot

🪫: beep boop

💢: that's exactly what a bot would say

🪫: that's exactly what a human would say

💢: are you flirting with me

🪫: error 404: boundaries not found

💢: that's hot

#holotempus #holoarmis

[Incorrect Holo🌟EN @tempusincorrect]

🎇: poison control

🦖: I think I'm dying

🎇: what did you take

🦖: responsibility

🎇: ...sir

🦖: It was too much. I can't handle it

#holotempus #holoarmis

[Incorrect Holo🌟EN @tempusincorrect]

🦅: The students are running a black market.

∞: For what?

🦅: Bathroom passes. Extra credit. My lunch.

∞: Your lunch?

🦅: I packed a good sandwich. I get it.

#holoarmis

[Incorrect Holo🌟EN @tempusincorrect]

🏹: The EMF reader is spiking.

🔅: That's my anxiety.

🏹: Your anxiety affects electromagnetic fields?

🔅 : I'm very anxious.

#holotempus

[Incorrect Holo🌟EN @tempusincorrect]

💢 : I practiced self-care today

⛓: What did you do

💢: Ignored all my problems

⛓: That's avoidance

💢 : They're very avoided. I feel great

#holotempus #holoarmis

[Incorrect Holo🌟EN @tempusincorrect]

🦅: What's your biggest fear

🎩: Being turned off

🦅: That's deep

🎩: and spiders

🦅: Why spiders

🎩: They crawl into servers

🦅: That's... actually valid

#holotempus #holoarmis

[Incorrect Holo🌟EN @tempusincorrect]

∞: The thermostat is at 85

🦖: I'm cold

∞: You're a lizard

🦖: That's speciest

∞: That's biology

🦖: I pay rent I can be warm

∞: You pay rent you can wear a sweater

#holoarmis

[Incorrect Holo🌟EN @tempusincorrect]

⛓: Why was I muted

🎇: You said the forbidden word

⛓: Which one

🎇: "moist"

⛓: That's not forbidden

🎇: It is now. I just made the rule

⛓: You're drunk with power

🎇: I'm drunk with apple juice and POWER

#holotempus

[Incorrect Holo🌟EN @tempusincorrect]

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🪫: Someone ordered a 'surprise' me.

🦖: I gave them hot water and a picture of my ex.

🪫: That's not a drink.

🦖: It's a mood. They cried. Five stars.

#holotempus #holoarmis

[Incorrect Holo🌟EN @tempusincorrect]

⛓: No one has solved Room 4.

🏹: Because it's just a closet with a locked door.

⛓: Psychological horror.

🏹: It's a fire hazard.

⛓: Horror. Fire horror.

#holotempus

[Incorrect Holo🌟EN @tempusincorrect]

<wrong number>

Unknown: I hid the body

💢: ...wrong number?

Unknown: oh god sorry

💢: where did you hide it

Unknown: what

💢: I'm a writer. I need details

Unknown: this is weird

💢: You're the one who texted a stranger about a body

#holoarmis

[Incorrect Holo🌟EN @tempusincorrect]

🎇: Poison control

🎩: I ate something bad

🎇: What

🎩: my feelings

🎇: ...sir

🎩: also a mushroom

🎇: Which one

🎩: The red one with white spots

🎇: That's the emoji mushroom

🎩: I'm an emoji now

#holotempus

[Incorrect Holo🌟EN @tempusincorrect]

🦅: 911

🔅: I need help

🦅: This is a pizza place

🔅: I need pizza AND help

🦅: We can do one of those

🔅: Which one

🦅: Depends on the topping

#holotempus #holoarmis

[Incorrect Holo🌟EN @tempusincorrect]

🦖: Who keeps changing my desktop background

∞: Not me

🦖: It's a picture of me sleeping

∞: ...not me

🦖: HOW DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE OF ME SLEEPING

∞: Art finds a way

#holoarmis

[Incorrect Holo🌟EN @tempusincorrect]

🪫: We're out of oat milk.

🔅: Say we're out. Watch them crumble.

🪫: That's cruel.

🔅: I have almond. I have soy. I have chaos. They'll survive.

#holotempus

[Incorrect Holo🌟EN @tempusincorrect]

🏹: The walls are bleeding again.

🎩: Tuesday.

🏹: What?

🎩: It's Tuesday. Walls bleed on Tuesday.

#holotempus

[Incorrect Holo🌟EN @tempusincorrect]

⛓: My therapist said I need boundaries

🎇: What kind

⛓: physical. emotional. temporal

🎇: I have no boundaries

⛓: I know. You showed up to my house at 3am

🎇: You were awake

⛓: I was ASLEEP

🎇: Your eyes were open

⛓: I was SLEEPWALKING

#holotempus