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inject coffee into my veins. Capricorn cunt. ♑️// 26 F

[ROSE LANI @pradamercury]

Watching New Yorkers gearing up for the most joyful summer ever with their hot competent mayor and their functional public transportation

[Ricky Zaccaglino @RickyTheGuido]

Both Hamas and Hezbollah were only created because Israel wouldn’t stop attacking Palestine and Lebanon, and neither had a military that could compete with the IDF. So the citizens formed militias. You can’t tell me Americans would react any different if we were in their shoes.

[SNEAKO @sneako]

Iran is the ONLY nation fighting for the oppressed in Lebanon and in Palestine, and you want us to believe they are the enemy?

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the weird thing about reading so much as a child and gaining a huge vocabulary from that is i can't define a lot of the words i use, i just know that they would fit correctly in a specific sentence. does anyone else experience that?

[EMG Max Ketchum @MaxKetchum_]

My mayor is Muslim, my pizza is Italian, I’d kill myself before cheating on Megan Thee Stallion

[t. @taeseru]

something so inherently sexy about the soreness that comes with working out like damn a finer me is #loading

[🪽🇲🇦 @moonlighba3e]

if you’re a sensitive woman, you better involve yourself in charity work or helping/working with children. pour all your love and nurturing into the poor, the weak, and children. it’s better than feeling motherly toward evil people just because you see the child in them.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

This is free advice from an expensive psychologist. If you’re an anxious person, do everything for fun. Go to a job interview for fun. Submit documents for fun. Start a blog for fun. Anxiety feeds on importance. Don’t make everything a matter of life and death.

[Richard @gamray]

honest to god how are they even real

[Pai de limoncito @Paudipou]

La mayor prueba de amistad es soportar al amigo cronicamente deprimido

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[adeniyi @lullabystarlust]

quiet as it’s kept, a gay situationship with your female best friend is the most intense, romantic love that exists. you’ll be chasing that high your entire life

[Ethan Levins 🇺🇸 @EthanLevins2]

Israel has given us OnlyFans, War, Debt, and illegal nuclear weapons that threaten the world.

Iran has given us algebra, chemistry, and Medicine.

[` @reallutherr]

googled my symptoms turns out i need to fuck

[pleasure-oriented dyke. @riverbedbeneath]

how i count exes— by personal significance. sometimes the unlabeled romantic experience was significant to me and it deserves to live in the romantic resume.

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

You ever sucked a ngga dck so good all he can do afterwards is look at you shake his head and tell you how crazy you are 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[noah !! @cl1nicaltr1al]

why does having your ear licked genuinely feel like being fucked sloppy

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

@elonmusk put the audio post feature back on this app. Thanks, you hairless no-neck havin, chimpanzee. Face look like it was drawn from memory. When u swim on ur back at the beach shit look like a man o’ war. Hourglass ankles. Not tryna be mean though sorry.

[they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza]

I don’t know how to explain it to people who don’t understand that something of all of us is buried in Gaza’s mass graves.