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Sup. I use he/him, and also my admin is an adult, and I'm an adult.
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==> Your name is Dirk Strider.

==> It's been a while since you have been on Chitter. What will you do?

==> Do you decide to make a post or do you lurk? Either way, you will make yourself known to the audience.

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@carcinoGenetiic your stare was holdin
ripped jeans skin was showin
hot night wind was blowing
where do u yhink youre going baby
*think*

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i threw a wish in the well

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@easilyBlue i was thinkin of that song that goes like hey i just met you and this is crazy but heres my number so call me maybe that song

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i wanna do the macarena

[Roxy Lalomde @tipysGnostalgic]

==> Roxy: You are currently, as they say, "locked the fuck in". You're focused on creating crochet patterns, ready to create them. You need at least one per karkat, and you dont have much time. You have headphones in, listening to avril lavigne. You're going to be here a while...

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@fishyBiologist lock in fishy boy

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@fishyBiologist ure not doing it well enuf

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@fangbitz six seven

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@fangbitz dirk*

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==> ???: Cover this up.

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Watching Voltron again.

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@BLOODBATHSPIT Huh. Interesting.

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