I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.
Serena Williams won her first match at the French Open, her first Grand Slam competition since she nearly died from childbirth complications that kept her bedridden for 6 weeks.
So fun being home and realizing I have no friends anymore cuz they’re either in a dif country or no longer care about me, much fun I’ve eaten a lot of cereal someone pls b my friend
I’ve never related more to a fictional character more than I do with Donkey from Shrek. Talks too much, sings during sentences for no reason, a little annoying, but for some reason you still let them hang around.
people who think it’s laurel:
• are correct
people who think it’s yanny:
• eat pizza with a fork and knife
• don’t use turn signals
• ask for snapchat streaks
• film fights vertically on their phones
• didn’t understand infinity war’s ending