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sweet young coconut

[ten @tenchillin]

What’s brackin bruh how you livin

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.

[ᶜᵒⁿˢᵗᵃⁿᵗⁱⁿᵉ @greenIight]

this is where i imagine hozier, florence welch and lorde come from https://t.co/Wfx90txnni

[ten @tenchillin]

who do I have to bribe to get tickets to ojai @arzE

[AJ+ @ajplus]

Serena Williams won her first match at the French Open, her first Grand Slam competition since she nearly died from childbirth complications that kept her bedridden for 6 weeks.

[ten @tenchillin]

So fun being home and realizing I have no friends anymore cuz they’re either in a dif country or no longer care about me, much fun I’ve eaten a lot of cereal someone pls b my friend

[JESSIE @kacjhickner]

I’ve never related more to a fictional character more than I do with Donkey from Shrek. Talks too much, sings during sentences for no reason, a little annoying, but for some reason you still let them hang around.

[ten @tenchillin]

This gluten free restaurant is playing a jazz cover of Katy Perry, this is not my brand of hipster

[manicpixiememequeen @mpmemequeen]

i look at subpar dudes on skateboards like this https://t.co/S6xdwfQR4k

[ten @tenchillin]

Nick Jonas’ arms.... yes

[Hannah @hannahdahneke]

My parents are turning in at 9 PM while I’m used to staying up until like 4 AM because of college

[ten @tenchillin]

Stuck waiting in the DMV but they’re playing ABBA so I’m chillin

[chris melberger @chrismelberger]

people who think it’s laurel:

• are correct

people who think it’s yanny:

• eat pizza with a fork and knife
• don’t use turn signals
• ask for snapchat streaks
• film fights vertically on their phones
• didn’t understand infinity war’s ending