tenderhips (m'ff'tt bl'p 3️⃣🥡🥤)

you are forever in my system

[tenderhips (m'ff'tt bl'p 3️⃣🥡🥤) @tenderhips96]

@goondesiresgoon in the dictionary the word Influencer has a photo of her next to it

[tenderhips (m'ff'tt bl'p 3️⃣🥡🥤) @tenderhips96]

@goondesiresgoon imagine how godly and free she feels bouncing through the world effortlessly tittymogging left and right

[tenderhips (m'ff'tt bl'p 3️⃣🥡🥤) @tenderhips96]

evryone moar jerking off will yes do . . .
The Chuddening . . . it's already done.

[tenderhips (m'ff'tt bl'p 3️⃣🥡🥤) @tenderhips96]

i love getting high and going frame by frame screenshotting faceporn tiktoks/insta reels. the most modern activity

[tenderhips (m'ff'tt bl'p 3️⃣🥡🥤) @tenderhips96]

@jayyydennn2_0 thats my boy

[tenderhips (m'ff'tt bl'p 3️⃣🥡🥤) @tenderhips96]

if you believe in teh concept of "problematic media consumption" you are a fascist

[tenderhips (m'ff'tt bl'p 3️⃣🥡🥤) @tenderhips96]

it's a cult so what! everythings a cult

[tenderhips (m'ff'tt bl'p 3️⃣🥡🥤) @tenderhips96]

@Gregy_Online what a steal!!!

[tenderhips (m'ff'tt bl'p 3️⃣🥡🥤) @tenderhips96]

@neofoid thank you it went pretty well im sure yours will too ☺️🤗

[tenderhips (m'ff'tt bl'p 3️⃣🥡🥤) @tenderhips96]

@imamunchplsresp they dont do fucking shit

[tenderhips (m'ff'tt bl'p 3️⃣🥡🥤) @tenderhips96]

@jayyydennn2_0 this not a moffett forklift, i cannot comment 😭

[tenderhips (m'ff'tt bl'p 3️⃣🥡🥤) @tenderhips96]

my name is Stimko Plap-Itch, i work for vampire distribution agency called Veranus, recently i earned new forklift qualification . AMA

[tenderhips (m'ff'tt bl'p 3️⃣🥡🥤) @tenderhips96]

@jayyydennn2_0 Put it in H!!!!!!!!!!

but seriously, watch that tail swing, and keep those tines down! lest ye maim your chums

[tenderhips (m'ff'tt bl'p 3️⃣🥡🥤) @tenderhips96]

my name is Hockdocket Tennisball and i achieved new advance in chemistry that allows emotional responses to letterboxd reviews to be converted into food. for me, family is number one (pee). AMA

[tenderhips (m'ff'tt bl'p 3️⃣🥡🥤) @tenderhips96]

my name is Flykick Sidesagger and i'm a drill sergeant for the austr4lian s1gnals direct0rate. my wife left me for fortnite twitch streamer with skinny_BDE . AMA

[tenderhips (m'ff'tt bl'p 3️⃣🥡🥤) @tenderhips96]

@Gregy_Online (philip marlowe from the long goodbye voice) it's ok with me

[tenderhips (m'ff'tt bl'p 3️⃣🥡🥤) @tenderhips96]

@clarkadew instant loss always!

[tenderhips (m'ff'tt bl'p 3️⃣🥡🥤) @tenderhips96]

i am one of the most damaged by modernity people on planet award

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[Addictedfartgooner @fartgoonaddict]

Get worse for farts. Deepen that addiction until you become a fartsexual 😵‍💫
Pump your goonstick and beg for bratty gym girl BRAPS.
Huff those post-workout stinky cheeks, sniff every rotten cloud, GOON until your brain melts.
FARTS ARE SEX. PLEASE let me SNIFF. I NEED them 🍑💨