Tender Talons

Based in Toronto. Follow me for daily tweets about my home cooking + some fitness & fashion.

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H E L L O

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I’m back.

@TTChelps, one of your neck-bearded employees shouted obscenities at me from a company truck while he pulled into the TTC building parking lot on Bathurst north to Dupont just now.

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Thanks Twitter for the reminder that I’ve wasted eight years trying to get any sort of engagement on this vermin-infested cesspool of a platform #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Soooooo the billionaire’s estate is going to fund the rescue mission… right?

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Having the @CollisionHQ in toronto on pride weekend is absolutely homophobic

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@Diver50326569 You are definitely not a real person

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This is actually very necessary

[Unnecessary Inventions @mattyxb]

I designed a cup with a built in gyroscope that helps you stay hydrated when you’re day drinking.

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Why don’t you scale your fucking fish @LoblawsON

[queen. 🍉 @demonicrat_]

Loblaws knows we’re all out here stealing from them because they’re greedy

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@elonmusk Racism doesn’t matter but aliens do. Got it.

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I just got a top contributor badge in multiple Facebook groups. Now I feel like an old loser.

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My feed on here lately is basically all vehicle sale records from @Bringatrailer and I’m loving that for me

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If you see a communauto car, you just know it’s going to be driving erratically.

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@TheBlackHoof @cityoftoronto “Our staff teams” = one guy named Ernie

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I love when I’m quick enough to get a decent expression and aim in the BeReal selfie

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@ChefJonKung Is that a promise? About the content…

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It’s so interesting that spelling bees exist

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I hope @LoblawsON is scaling their fish in June considering it’s pride month and all

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This guy sounds so much like Peter griffin I don’t get how the talented people of ‘being able to effectively overlay audio and video’ haven’t put something together yet.

[Jonathan Allen @jonallendc]

After declining to take audience questions after his first New Hampshire campaign event today, Ron DeSantis lashed out at a reporter for asking him about it while he was chatting with members of the crowd individually.

Here’s the video, via @NBCNews —>

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(I know humans are still writing them)

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I hate when I picture the human (bdr) behind the annoying sales email as it makes me a little emotional to know that they’re just trying to make it out there and a response from me could mean a lot.

I still delete the email but I’d just like to avoid feeling the emotion.

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Assuming humans are still writing them. Actually that’s one thing AI can solve. If I know all of these communications are AI generated then I won’t feel anything as I trash them!!!