Ziggy

[Ziggy @tenebour]

"i'm just not me in the morning till i've had my bean juice"
"ah, you really like coffee don't you?"
"what? no"
*opens can of beans and strains the juice into a cup before shooting it back like a cup of cold syrup*

[Ziggy @tenebour]

saw the first sundress of the season, society is healing

[Ziggy @tenebour]

its board game night! you know what that means ~
*hides cards against humanity in the bedroom so no one suggests we play it*

[Ziggy @tenebour]

one of my players: I love how you made the tokens the parents from fairly odd parents. what's next, the enemy is Dinkleberg?
me, the dm, realizing I'm about to miss an opportunity: WAIT HOLD ON WAIT WAIT HOLD ON FUCK

[Ziggy @tenebour]

kinda wish the libby app would do something similar to spotify wrapped

"you read 55 horror books this year, with collectively 4240 minutes in audiobooks alone"

[Ziggy @tenebour]

me: yeah idk why but every time i drink tequila i get this weird rash on my chest
the meth head i'm working with: my brother in christ those are hives

[Ziggy @tenebour]

@swampwtch @CdyRnkn well first of all you have to eat a normal amount of food per day to start gains my homie

[Ziggy @tenebour]

some people aren't petty and some people steal lighters from every person who's ever dated their sister because they aren't good enough and has kept all of them in a tin for the last fifteen years

[Ziggy @tenebour]

a coworker i like talking about food and cooking with just suggested i go to fazoli's for italian and i'm just gonna fade away from their existence now

[Ziggy @tenebour]

wait, its sundress season

[Ziggy @tenebour]

lord give me strength i'm not ready for this sunshine warm ass weather

[Ziggy @tenebour]

scorched fuckin earth

[Ziggy @tenebour]

i was going to keep playing but the universe delivered a sneezing fit that sent me into a nosebleed and i can take a hint when its given

[Ziggy @tenebour]

you ever just be playing a vidya game and you think you beat it but nope, theres a whole ass second game in that bitch

[Ziggy @tenebour]

@calliebyrnes why isn't the cover photo just a picture of an ice pick

[Ziggy @tenebour]

@feynarts aron!

[Ziggy @tenebour]

@peridotmage berries is usually the answer in my experience but also never doubt the power of mangos

[Ziggy @tenebour]

https://t.co/ENXDAWoPnO

[Ziggy @tenebour]

@calliebyrnes my B

[Ziggy @tenebour]

still losing my mind from this

[St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues]

ok that was nasty. #stlblues

[Ziggy @tenebour]

my grocery store drastically changed layout and it has completely ruined how i plan my trips to the point where i completely changed grocery stores out of spite and now the cute cashier touches my hand whenever she hands me my receipt and i call that the butterfly effect bby