tenni

I’m really a humble genius. ASK ANYONE.

[tenni @tenni]

There’s a woman in the middle of the pedestrian plaza screaming ALEXA at the top of her lungs into the sky. Did anyone tell her how this thing works?

[tenni @tenni]

Worst Customer Service Award goes to @theskimm - 5+ unanswered support emails with no resolution simply because I’m trying to login to my app and I’m locked out. What a waste.

[tenni @tenni]

38 years old and I finally figured out how to talk to a boy

[tenni @tenni]

36 years old and I still don’t know how to talk to a boy

[tenni @tenni]

Peppermint >>> Pumpkin

[tenni @tenni]

Some of these Elvis movies could’ve been premises for some very bad porn. Read his movie titles alone and tell me I’m wrong.

[tenni @tenni]

@metalsucks Andy Wallace is not an "engineer" lol

[John Barron @barronjohn1946]

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

[estelle @stellount]

Simpsons predicted donald trump sitting in his bed wondering why his twitter account is permanently banned #TrumpBanned

[tenni @tenni]

Super glad my roommate isn’t home as I scream out loud all the best lyrics from Andre Williams’s “Jail Bait.”

[tenni @tenni]

@morrtis_ thanks 🙃

[tenni @tenni]

@omarsonics Ahem: https://t.co/Mzdbt5YCGQ

[omarsonics @omarsonics]

"I will forgive. I will not forget." -@tenni, Action Hero #RealTalk

[tenni @tenni]

@useyourtanuki @samnahcool you’ve only come once - my bday - to hang w me in JC so I am not buying this charade 👀

[tenni @tenni]

🎈

[tenni @tenni]

Told my Mom, “well, at least you always know where I am now.”

[tenni @tenni]

Frank Sinatra wasn't fucking around when he said "If I can make it there, I'll make it anywhere." #nyc

[tenni @tenni]

@omarsonics ....... so I can unsubscribe

[Colleen Green @colleengreen420]

Hey Tenni, r u reading this? I drew you and u look souper kyoot

[tenni @tenni]

@cestfitz @ewarren I've watched this like 12x times already

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

You do know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve?