@IsaacHayes3 Yeah, we know all Black people are gonna play the fucking race card. No surprise there. Thank God he’s in Texas. He’ll never see the fucking lie a day again that fucking hood rat.
I’ll ask that question of you since you worship Trump so much. You have to admit he’s went full pussy.
Why do you think that is? It’s because he’s chasing that Nobel peace prize. He has become an embarrassment. I hope the GOP gets trounced in the midterms, and it will be all Trump’s fault.
@WhiteHouse@michaeljknowles@POTUS yes I ran continually plays with you. I’m sure you’ll just put them in timeout. Maybe you’ll agree to extend the Ceasefire for another six months. Maybe you’ll just release the $24 billion in cash to them.
@RoKhanna It’s not spawning any conspiracy theories. @TheDemocrats and even yourself are just crooked as hell. The fix is in. You’re not fooling anybody.
@bronco3016 That’s not even a good question. @KingJames is getting thrown out of the boat and we’re tying 100 pound weight to his ankles and sinking him.
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Props for owning some of it as “past mistakes.” But if this is the “new kind of Democrat” who’s gonna topple the oligarchy… bro, the oligarchy’s laughing their asses off watching you trip over your own dick pics and Nazi ink on the way to the Senate floor.
You’ve turned the Maine primary into a circus where the clown car is full of shellfish, sexts, and slurs. Good luck tomorrow, Graham—you’re either the comeback kid or the biggest self-own in Democratic politics since that other guy with the weird Reddit trail. Either way, the roasts write themselves. Maine deserves better than a guy whose greatest hit is “blame the victim… and the wife… and the tattoo artist.”
Burn in oyster hell, you magnificent piece of shit.
Graham Platner, the oyster-shucking, PTSD-crying, “foe of the oligarchy” Marine vet who’s about to get coronated as Maine’s Democratic Senate nominee tomorrow—holy shit, this guy’s a walking dumpster fire with a side of shellfish.
You’ve got a combat veteran who bootstrapped his way from elite prep school expulsion to Reddit edgelord to “working-class hero,” all while leaving a trail of deleted posts, covered-up ink, and exes who sound like they dated a human lobster trap. Let’s roast this hypocritical clam-farmer straight to the ballot box.
I’ll stick to the public record (NYT, WSJ, his own deleted Reddit archive, etc.) and crank the evil up to 11 because you asked for it. First off, this dude’s entire brand is “rugged Mainer who hates the elites.” Bro, you went to Hotchkiss School—the $60k-a-year Connecticut rich-kid factory—before they booted your ass for being a behavioral nightmare. Then you “sneak” your birth certificate to enlist like some action-movie badass? Congrats on the four Iraq tours and Afghanistan stint, but the only thing you’re farming harder than oysters is excuses. PTSD and depression?
Cool story—millions of vets have it and don’t spend years anonymously calling women who get blackout drunk “asking for it” or telling rape victims to “take some responsibility for themselves” and “act like an adult for fuck’s sake.” Classy, Graham. Real “protect the working class” energy from the guy who also dropped “all cops are bastards,” called himself a communist, and tossed around homophobic slurs like they were chum. Then there’s the Nazi-linked tattoo. Yeah, the skull-and-crossbones thing that screams “I didn’t know it was a Totenkopf, I swear!” He covered it up real quick once the press sniffed it out.
Buddy, you’re either the dumbest vet alive or the most committed “it was just cosplay” guy since that one uncle at Thanksgiving. You rant about fighting fascism while rocking Third Reich cosplay on your skin? And then you hop on podcasts with antisemite-adjacent hosts? Maine voters must be inhaling pure low-tide mud if they’re polling you at 76% anyway.
But the real chef’s-kiss evil is the women stuff. Multiple ex-girlfriends told the NYT you were charming at first… then demeaning, intimidating, and straight-up physically rough. One described you grabbing her by the shoulders hard enough to leave marks, twisting her arm, shoving her into a bedroom, and barricading the door. You call it a “dark period” from drinking and trauma. They call it “unsettling as hell.” Your own wife, Amy, found sexually explicit texts you were sending to a bunch of other women early in your marriage and had to flag it to your campaign like some HR nightmare.
She stood by you anyway and got a standing ovation for it—queen behavior, but damn, Graham, your phone must’ve been hotter than a fresh oyster bake. While married. While running as the family-values populist. While your wife is out here publicly calling the coverage “shameful.” The cognitive dissonance is thicker than Maine fog. And don’t get me started on the sexting scandal dropping right before the primary. Your wife literally told the campaign about your side-chick DMs last year as a “potential vulnerability.” That’s not a campaign; that’s a group chat from hell.
You’re out here railing against Susan Collins and billionaire donors while your own past looks like a rejected episode of The Bachelor: Incels in Camo Edition. Reddit comments about sex workers and masturbation? Downplaying military sexual assault reporting? Blaming Maine voters for being “racist and stupid” in the same breath you’re begging them for their ballots? The only thing more shameless than your deleted history is how you’re still polling like a rockstar because Maine Democrats apparently hate Susan Collins more than they hate hypocrisy.
Look, the guy’s got the veteran cred, the oyster farm, the Bernie endorsement, and a wife who’s ride-or-die. (Part 1)
@MrJonan173336@Malikas_Friend@joekent16jan19@megynkelly I wish he was this shit would’ve been over on day three. He doesn’t fuck around. Donald Trump is too busy chasing the Nobel peace prize. Yeah this is an ego thing for him and he’s bankrupting the American people because of it.
@Malikas_Friend@MrJonan173336@joekent16jan19@megynkelly I really don’t see your point. Whenever I lose money, I feel miserable this bullshit isn’t my fault therefore I shouldn’t lose any money. So the only logical conclusion would be to end the bullshit by any means fucking necessary.
@Malikas_Friend@joekent16jan19@megynkelly No, I won’t. Not my fault, nor do I care. I guess the Iranian people should just stand up for themselves and take the bastards out but no they won’t do that. Sure you’re gonna have deaths, but you have that in any type of war.