Lori Helms

Practicing questionable parenting for more than 3 decades. Submariner wife & daughter, Marine Mom. Former magazine editor, recovering journalist. Tennis hack.

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@shaunvlog_ Thanks for the wonderful reminder. My husband and I spent several vacations in Charleston during our 35-year marriage. He passed away in January and you just made me smile remembering our fun times there.

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@goneers Angry, but still beautiful.

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@goneers That's grounds for an ass whoopin'.

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@miles_commodore He was a comedic genius!

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@miles_commodore Yes, but not until much later in life. Didn't appreciate him as young as I should have.

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@Arkypatriot I believe your opinion is more popular than you think it is. Had this same discussion with my parents last night. We're supposed to be a representative form of government, not a place to homestead or become nothing more than a professional politician.

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@BertsLegacy Sometimes you get the day you absolutely need.

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@miles_commodore Loved it, along with "The Electric Company" and "Zoom"

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@miles_commodore I used to watch it with my mom when I was young and we would laugh til we were crying. Great memories, thanks!

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@RetroCoast Tyson's Corner, McLean, VA. Prawly about 1977. Thanks for the throw back.

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@miles_commodore I wasn't allowed to get my license until I could drive my dad's Triump TR7 5-speed.

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@atensnut Breck? "And we told two friends, and they told two friends, and so on and so on and so on ..."

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@miles_commodore I dreaded the itchy, uncomfortable get-up my mom would dress me in for picture day. Couldn't wait to get him, rip that off, put on my shorts, tube socks and sneakers and climb trees with the neighborhood boys!

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@miles_commodore It should be so obvious. But the only thing obvious about congressional service is its inherent corruption.

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@miles_commodore C'mon, give them a break. They're probably just low on blinker fluid.

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Introverts because they don’t like asking people for help

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@MbarkCherguia @Charlie1691 Who has the higher IQ?

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@RachelBitecofer @ScottPresler That’s a pretty terrible thing to say, and a very poor example of how you supposedly coexist.

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@joelgaines My deepest condolences. Thoughts and prayers and all that other shit.

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@miles_commodore When my husband was in the hospital with no appetite, he actually ate every bite of the Culver’s burger I brought him. Warmed my heart.