Me enjoying my two-week free trial with a baddie before she realizes the only thing I have to offer her at the moment is attention, vibes, and the confidence of someone still figuring life out 😭
Relationship dey kîll privacy bro
You fit dey reason life as man, make dey plaster you video call by 11pm
If you no pick - "Oh so you're online and you don't want to talk to me
If you pick, off camera - "Let me see your face or you're not alone"
If you pick and you no flow with the talk - "If you're not in the mood to talk, you could have just said so and not pick up"
God please😭😭
Men are so private online. A guy could be moving to another country or having his first child, and he’d still only post a random football score on his story.
No man invites a lady over and serves her that. We’d rather go as far as borrowing money just to make sure she has a good meal.
Na for your house you prepare this one
Things that don't mix.
1. Water & oil
2. Water and electricity
3. Me and Nonsense.
4. Me and Competition.
5. Me and Disrespect
6. Me and Ungrateful people.