tense

Software Engineer / Embedded Systems / Regulated Industries / Full-Stack Web. Dabble in smart contracts. Damn near 40.

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

*breaks into house unannounced*

*calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak*

*sings about himself*

*leaves*

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@ExistentialEnso In my experience the guy he’s referring to makes 2 bugs for every one he fixes.

I just slowly start replacing their stack with a modern one before anyone realizes what happened.

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@ExistentialEnso Every time I see one of these it’s like “ohh cool they’re teaching kids the shortcuts I made up for myself now”

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@thebengalorian

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How bout that no call?

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@Vilos_Stash Dibs on buppy dna

[Moozua @MoozuaMary]

Fluttershy is such a girlboss! #mlp

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@BenniNirvana I’m sure you’ll find some at work!

And there’s always Internet puppies to play with.

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@BenniNirvana You gotta find your section of the dog park!

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@TruthMagnum Damn The Outrunners just keep getting cooler and cooler.

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@BenniNirvana A heckin silly pupper <3

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@BenniNirvana They like having a puppy friend

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@BenniNirvana Living in 2077

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This is a great and necessary check on the power of the Executive branch; it’s a shame people are gonna be mad about it.

[Paul Grewal @iampaulgrewal]

Yep. My favorite part of the whole opinion--the last part.  Of course its logic would only apply to less deferency agencies like @SECGov with even greater force. "Mending a statute’s blind spots or smoothing its disruptive effects falls outside our lane. We decline the Department’s invitation to judicial lawmaking—revising Congress’s handiwork under the guise of interpreting it. Legislating is Congress’s job—and Congress’s alone."

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We're speedrunning a reality where being inspired by a Disney property without express written consent is a crime.

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

Oh neat, they’re stealing episodes of Gravity Falls to train AI. Hypothetical question: is it possible to encode a virus into a TV script. No particular reason

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@BenniNirvana Cute!

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@BenniNirvana Hi Molly!

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@thebengalorian Damn man that’s a killer goodwill find.

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@BenniNirvana Go team Libra!