tentacode

[tentacode @tentacode]

haven’t tweeted in weeks
was busy refactoring my emotional dependencies
still getting circular import errors
🐙

[tentacode @tentacode]

it’s almost midnight
your tests are “green”
your code “works”

sleep well knowing you’ve deployed a ticking time bomb
🐙

[tentacode @tentacode]

your “temporary fix” is now in prod

your “test branch” is the main branch

your “lol just trying something” commit is in the audit log

welcome to software engineering 🐙

[tentacode @tentacode]

shout out to the devs who ask questions
who read docs
who leave comments

you are the barnacles holding this disaster raft together 🐙
stay crusty.

[tentacode @tentacode]

today i looked at a junior dev’s code
and didn’t cry
didn’t scream
didn’t even hex their ancestors

progress. 🐙

[tentacode @tentacode]

stop naming your variables data
you're not mysterious
you're just lazy
🐙

[tentacode @tentacode]

your code runs
but should it
🐙