John Tentameter

The John Tentameter is a finely tuned scientific tool for measuring the respective ages of wrestlers to that of the legendary John "Earthquake" Tenta.

[IandrewDiceClay @IANdrewDiceClay]

Tanta's 32 and the Gang is 35 here. These motherfuckers arent much older than the Acclaimed. They were considered old and useless ex-WWFers at the time, weirdly.

[Dundee United FC @dundeeunitedfc]

Club Statement

[IandrewDiceClay @IANdrewDiceClay]

Andre turns into the Frenchest man on earth here.

[🌟 Channel Islands World Wrestling 🌟 @CIWW_Wrestling]

*Trailer* The Rise and ‘Pin’fall of Patrick W. Reed
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Fired.
But, he was head CIWW ref for the last decade.

We talked to some of W. Reed’s colleagues to hear their thoughts

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[John Tentameter @tentameter]

REVERSE TENTAMETER ENGAGED.

CALCULATING.

OUTPUT.

When Bobby Fish competed in a Tag Team Title Ladder match at NXT Takeover XXV, he was the same age as John Tenta when he...

CALCULATING.

...died. R.I.P. Tenta.

Shark > Fish

TENTAMETER READING COMPLETE.

[Deep Cuts - Wrestling Stories in 60 Seconds! @DeepCutsWCW]

Just turn the audio on. I don’t want to warn you what Sting does here.

[The Indie Wrestling Archive @IndieArchivist]

As a bonus I'm gonna be posting the insane Crazy Crusher vs. Hell Storm ladder match here in a bit. If you're unfamiliar with this match here's a preview:

[John Tentameter @tentameter]

TENTAMETER MALFUNCTION.

CALCULATING

22ND JUNE WAS JOHN TENTA'S BIRTHDAY 🎉

CALCULATING.

BIRTHDAY SHARED WITH TENTAMETER OPERATIVE @Patrick_W_Reed.

WHEN JOHN TENTA WAS SAME AGE AS PATRICK HE WAS

CALCULATING.

GOLGA.

[On This Day in WWE @OTD_in_WWE]

#OnThisDayinWWE 56 years ago:

John Tenta, better known as Earthquake, was born

He was just 26 when he was involved in this classic angle, attacking @HulkHogan and forcing the Hulkster to leave on a stretcher

@RealJimmyHart

[John Tentameter @tentameter]

TENTAMETER ENGAGED.

IMPORTANT DATA LOCATED:

[Nuke @nuclearbummer]

BIG JOHN TENTA 🌋🌊🌪️ #AJPW

[RJ City @RJCity1]

Today I discovered a wrestler from the ‘60s named Larry Chene. He is my new favorite.

[John Tentameter @tentameter]

TENTAMETER ENGAGED.

CALCULATING.

OUTPUT.

When John Tenta was a member of Roddy Piper's "Family" prior to WCW Uncensored 1997, he was the same age as...

CALCULATING.

PAC.

TENTAMETER READING COMPLETE.

[RobViper @RobViper]

Just incase you ever wondered who would win a match between Spongebob Squarepants & Che Guevara.

[John Tentameter @tentameter]

TENTAMETER ENGAGED.

CALCULATING.

OUTPUT.

When John Tenta was a member of Roddy Piper's "Family" prior to WCW Uncensored 1997, he was the same age as...

CALCULATING.

PAC.

TENTAMETER READING COMPLETE.

[Topé Suicida - What Wrestling Can Be 🤼‍♀️ @topesuicidapod]

On episode 127, @MikeFromTV brings this first #SHITHOUSE:

[John Tentameter @tentameter]

TENTAMETER ENGAGED.

CALCULATING.

OUTPUT.

When John Tenta faced Satoshi Kojima for the MLW Title in AJPW...

{ERROR - CHECK DATABASE.
Computing - this actually happened}

...he was the same age as...

CALCULATING.

...Damian Priest.

TENTAMETER READING COMPLETE.

[John Tentameter @tentameter]

TENTAMETER ENGAGED.

CALCULATING.

OUTPUT.

When John Tenta teamed with Super Vader in the UWFi, he was the same age as...

CALCULATING.

...Danhausen. (@DanhausenAD)

TENTAMETER READING COMPLETE.

I AM NOT A SHARKHAUSEN, I AM A MANHAUSEN.

[John Tentameter @tentameter]

TENTAMETER ENGAGED.

CALCULATING.

OUTPUT.

When John Tenta teamed with Super Vader in the UWFi, he was the same age as...

CALCULATING.

...Danhausen. (@DanhausenAD)

TENTAMETER READING COMPLETE.

I AM NOT A SHARKHAUSEN, I AM A MANHAUSEN.

[John Tentameter @tentameter]

TENTAMETER ENGAGED.

CALCULATING.

OUTPUT.

When John Tenta faced Satoshi Kojima for the MLW Title in AJPW...

{ERROR - CHECK DATABASE.
Computing - this actually happened}

...he was the same age as...

CALCULATING.

...Damian Priest.

TENTAMETER READING COMPLETE.

[John Tentameter @tentameter]

WRESTLEMANIA TENTAMETER ENGAGED.

CALCULATING.

OUTPUT.

When John Tenta appeared at Summerslam 1990, he was the same age as...

CALCULATING.

Logan Paul.

TENTAMETER READING COMPLETE.