Tom Jones

Bi-Lingual (fluent in Spanish), Italian and Nicaraguen, starving stand up comic student, fan of community service, baseball, and pro wrestling

[Tom Jones @tentmaker1040]

@PensTheName Nah, though to me, it's the way. Don't want to be burned or drowned

[Tom Jones @tentmaker1040]

Historical FACT: After Titanic sank many single woman who survived and a few single men formed the website formally known as Plenty of Fish in the Atlantic Ocean, now know simply as Plenty of Fish or POF 🎤🎤

[Tom Jones @tentmaker1040]

New anxiety unlocked

[Tom Jones @tentmaker1040]

Since the accident, I've been really jumpy and don't trust anyone out there on the road.

I told my roommate my therapist recommended a simple trust fall exercise to help.

Had a long talk w my roommate explaining everything. Well last night I found out...my cat's an an asshole

[Tom Jones @tentmaker1040]

Childhood destroyed 🤣🤣🎤🎤

[Tom Jones @tentmaker1040]

@ThatEricAlper Golden Girls, Full House

[BRONSON REED @BRONSONISHERE]

Theres an indy wrestler that uses his "gimmick" to touch female fans inappropriately.

Lets stop this type of behavior.
Its not funny, its unprofessional.

🤙🏼

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

Twitter: Type password
Me: Password
Twitter: Your password is incorrect
Me: Incorrect
Twitter: Try again
Me: Again
Twitter: We're gonna need to see some ID...

[Tom Jones @tentmaker1040]

If I say "Have a nice day", people don't have a problem. But all of a sudden I say "Enjoy your next 24 hours" and people think I'm being vaguely threatening 🎤🎤

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@DanhausenAD Next up...THE ROYAL RUMBLE 2027

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@bamagirl_4_eva Disturbing behavior

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Finally starting to see an feel the resemblance..and not to the deer on the sign

[Tom Jones @tentmaker1040]

@kelly_ques Calling every debt collector and promising payment tomorrow

[Tom Jones @tentmaker1040]

@kelly_ques

[Tom Jones @tentmaker1040]

The Navy Seals held a community open fitness challenge. Navy seal? Nah, I'm a Navy Sloth

[Tom Jones @tentmaker1040]

@DocAtCDI Onion

[Tom Jones @tentmaker1040]

@joehendry seriously worried about this raw run. Laid out by The Vision at least 3x, laid out by Rusev, loss to Dom. Maybe Danhausen cursed you??

[Tom Jones @tentmaker1040]

@ShaneHelmsCom Be nice to Gunther next time

[Tom Jones @tentmaker1040]

F'n insomnia is killing me

[Tom Jones @tentmaker1040]

@braves2430 Tab