ashe👠

•they/she • Minors DNI 🔞• 31 years of this bull• Current Obsession: Mean Middle Aged Women (SwanQueen 5ever) • i write stuff

[ashe👠 @tenuredyearning]

she practically SNATCHED the swan from my hand she was so happy to pose with it. SwanQueen representation in 2k21 🦢👑

[blondie @babycattxx]

but I love “cunt.”

[ashe👠 @tenuredyearning]

i’m out here messaging celebrities on instagram like they’re my friends because i genuinely do not give a fuck anymore 😭😂

[j🩵 @merditash]

peak cinema

[Hebbe @linian_1231]

#barantos #thepitt

[ashe👠 @tenuredyearning]

i unfortunately would be an age-appropriate girlfriend for Cassie McKay and that makes me so sad. i wanna be controversial 😤

[aly ˗ˏˋ ♡ ˎˊ˗ @mcvadis]

i miss my butch where is my butch

[ashe👠 @tenuredyearning]

this was fucking delicious and i’m pretty sure i just found my new fave lazy meal

[ashe👠 @tenuredyearning]

this happened to me once 🥲 i didn't find out he died until 6 months later when his mom was going through his emails and found ours and emailed me to let me know.

[ciel 𐙚 genshin hsr wuwa pilot + top up 🌸 @cielikes]

when a person dies what happens to their online friends… they’re just left wondering why they disappeared .. oh

[cely ☆ @meowwsnoopp]

Yea that’s oomf they’re just going through psychosis rn but they’re chill

[ashe👠 @tenuredyearning]

it depends on the ship??

[eva 🍏 @qyeugi]

would you read fanfiction of yourselves if you were famous

[gala 👠 @galisimaa]

miranda i get you, i really do

[ashe👠 @tenuredyearning]

going through my childhood things and finding letters from friends i no longer talk to is truly devastating. seeing her writing fill a card, knowing now that we’ll likely never speak again SUCKS. we didn’t even fall out, we just stopped existing

[plum. @filmstreeps]

the screentime of this look is diabolical, give me 2 hours of donna dancing to voulez vous in this smoking hot v-neck dress NOW

[ashe👠 @tenuredyearning]

me and my mom at the orphanage 🥺 going through old pictures and i just love this one so much

[miffy ☾ @manicbitvh]

theres this really cool ao3 feature i think some of you should use

[em ౨ৎ @emshrieks]

nobody is looking at that fuckass flower in your coffee

[cameron 𖦹 parkmira ceo @butchmrdarcy]

the isa briones photos that make me hurt myself and others

[sapph @fifibisous]

with the terf allegations circling, here is a post i made compiling fiona’s known political views + activism—
https://t.co/57IHTB8kYK

[steph @hoovertime]

mamma mia is a masterpiece of a film for many reasons but turning “does your mother know” into a cougar anthem by christine baranski instead of a song from a man’s POV is actually so genius