John in San Antonio

You may all go to hell, I will go to Texas

[John in San Antonio @tenyardout]

@jimrome Arguing about donuts is as pointless as Kaleb in GB's Tinder profile. Let's talk Burgers.
Me? I'm an In 'N Out guy for life.

Regards,

Steve Garvey

WAR @Whataburger

[Dan Sharp @LaTechSharp]

Football will be back in The Carter soon...

[John in San Antonio @tenyardout]

@Daytripper20 Excellent fucking point Dave, excellent point. Seemed like a participation trophy win to me.

[Evan In the Bay @evaninthebay]

@BennyInWisco give me a break with this

[John in San Antonio @tenyardout]

.@jimrome How am I scoring this? The only #Smackoff worthy call so far came from @BennyInWisco Everything else has been weaker than the Canadian military

[John in San Antonio @tenyardout]

.@jimrome Matt in Van with Trump smack? That's rich coming from a country that elected Fidel Castro's illegitimate son Prime Minister. Stop converting the 5 Grr to Canadian Moose nickles cuz you aint winnin' son. #Smackoff24

[John in San Antonio @tenyardout]

@stucknut @jimrome @ImAdamHawk Just a guy man, just a guy. How you been Steve?

[John in San Antonio @tenyardout]

Happy #Smackoff Friday! Like the GS Warriors in the Association, it's Leff and everybody else. Gimmicks or not: Scoreboard, look up at it. Leff in LaDynastyBeach goes back to back to back today. @jimrome @ImAdamHawk

[John in San Antonio @tenyardout]

What up folks, had to get out of the basement for the Smackoff. Canadians buy milk in bags and think ham is bacon. It's unnatural and wrong.

[John in San Antonio @tenyardout]

@Daytripper20 100% chance he's "Sexual Intercourse sans Partner Guy"

[John in San Antonio @tenyardout]

@paulytwall @LeffInLaguna @BlaiseInKC You can't rush perfection

[John in San Antonio @tenyardout]

@Daytripper20 @CLead914 @45gotFAT @BennyInWisco Trip thought PK Subban was a new Buick until the Stanley Cup Final

[John in San Antonio @tenyardout]

@paulytwall Steven Tyler is a slightly more masculine version of Caitlyn Jenner

[John in San Antonio @tenyardout]

@RichInThe970 Did the quilted pattern give it away?

[John in San Antonio @tenyardout]

Man, my Apple Homepod sounds like ass

[John in San Antonio @tenyardout]

@EvanInTheBay @Daytripper20 She can rig my election anytime

[John in San Antonio @tenyardout]

@EvanInTheBay @Daytripper20 She'll be making the fake news rounds by Friday morning

[John in San Antonio @tenyardout]

@stucknut @jimrome I guess Lebron was sick of fielding questions about his lackluster defense and lackluster offense from Bobby Ramos Bottomline