Junipalooza

Der uneheliche Sohn von Jason Statham.

[Junipalooza @teo2teo]

@atrupar What a loooooseer

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

So the ballroom is a fiasco, the reflecting pool is a fiasco, the Iran war is a fiasco—the Trump administration is a fiasco.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[ULTRAKÆRL @ULTRAKAERL]

Herr @bundeskanzler, wann trennen Sie sich endlich von Jens Spahn?

Wie glaubwürdig sind Ihre Appelle an die Bürger, sich weiter einzuschränken, solange dieser Steuergeldverschwender und Thiel-Kumpel eine so wichtige Rolle in der Union spielt? Er ist das beste Zugpferd der AfD.

[Hella 🏳️‍🌈📯WirSindMehr! @hewe26_hella]

🎯

[Covie @covie_93]

A FIFA referee has spent more time in federal custody for being Somali than anybody on epstein's list who raped kids.

[Luiz Carlos Largo @LARGOESPN]

POLÊMICA NA FIFA! 🚨🇳🇴

A Federação Norueguesa de Futebol pediu que o Comitê de Ética da FIFA investigue a própria entidade após a concessão de um prêmio da paz a Donald Trump.

A federação questiona a decisão e quer esclarecimentos sobre os critérios utilizados para a homenagem.

@Reuters

[Junipalooza @teo2teo]

@Macita0107 @tperlen Das ist der Grund warum Männer alleine bleiben und lieber den Puff besuchen. In dem Fall bist du die Red Flag!

[Robert Michel @robvegas]

Kennt ihr noch das magische Gefühl von früher, wenn man neue Games bei Karstadt probiert hat?

Ich denke manchmal, dass Firmen wie Microsoft, Sony oder Nintendo heutzutage einfach riesige LED-Werbeflächen mieten sollten. Mitten in der Stadt. Dann Xbox anschließen und einen Controller platzieren. Teste es jetzt und hier. Am Times Square. Am Flughafen. In der U-Bahn Station.

Du musst nur den Controller in die Hand nehmen. Play Anywhere.

[Olena Rohoza @OlenaRohoza]

“AND YOU STILL DARE TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH…”

Sasha Legerman: This is too accurate not to share.

This Australian’s response to Trump’s rant that “NATO does nothing for America” is absolutely devastating:

“Mate. You run a country where 600,000 homeless people will sleep on the streets tonight.

A country where 40% of adults can’t cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money.

A country where insulin costs more than a car payment, and people ration it just to stay alive.

A country where medical debt is the number one cause of bankruptcy.

A country where women die in hospital parking lots because doctors are too afraid of abortion laws to treat miscarriages.

You imprison more of your own citizens than any country on Earth.
More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea.

In the land of the free, 2 million people sit in cages, and a quarter of them haven’t even been convicted of anything.
They’re simply too poor to afford bail.

Your life expectancy is declining. You’re the only developed nation where that’s happening.

Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba’s.

Your children practice active shooter drills between math and English classes while you sell defense stocks to your friends.

Your minimum wage hasn’t changed in 15 years.

Your teachers work two jobs, your veterans sleep under bridges, and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that never attacked you.

And now a convicted criminal — found liable for sexual abuse, defending a pedophile, sleeping with a porn star, and running the biggest dumpster-fire campaign since the Taliban — is thanking you for yet another disaster.

And you call Greenland badly governed?

Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world.
Nobody there goes bankrupt because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because insurance refused treatment.

‘NATO wasn’t there when we needed them.’

When exactly was that, champ?
September 11?

Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU.

Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU.

Australia wasn’t even in NATO, and we still showed up. For twenty years.

And then you left at 2 a.m. without telling anyone and left everybody else to clean up the mess.

You don’t care that a great nation is being terrorized by your friend, and you haven’t shown it a single ounce of sympathy.

So maybe before calling other countries badly governed, take a look at your own backyard, you aluminum siding salesman with a spray tan.

The only thing badly managed in this picture is your damn mouth.

And you still dare to lecture the rest of the world?”

[LesenUndTeilen©  🌍 🇪🇺 @Leseerlaubnis]

Wird seit jetzt schon schon die Lobby-Produktion direkt auf dem offiziellen Kanal ausgestrahlt?

Was ist hier los?

INSM ist keine Behörde der Regierung, sondern eine CDU-nahe Lobby-Organisation.

Lobby-Propaganda gehört nicht auf eine Behördenseite!
Schlimm, dass man das sagen muss.

[UKRAINIAN SQUAD🇺🇦 @ukrainiansquad]

Ukrainian soldiers still moving to the front lines. Don’t forget to wish them safety & victory 🙏

[David Pakman @dpakman]

Trump heads to the hospital today for the 3rd time in 13 months, in additional to 3 dental visits, including some at his dentist in Florida. All totally normal stuff for the healthiest President ever.

[Tobias Lange  @lange_tobias_hh]

Ich wäre für ein Verbot von Nebentätigkeiten für Politiker, die ein Amt haben, oder ein Mandat in einem Parlament haben. Wenn der Job dann nicht mehr attraktiv genug für sie ist: Ja dann geht doch woanders hin und wir machen Politik mal mit anderen Personen!

[Stepsen 🇩🇪🇪🇺 @stepsenmccool]

Ministerpräsident Cem Özdemir trifft einen Ton, den der Bundeskanzler Friedrich Merz noch nie getroffen hat.

[Evan @daviddunn177]

Uneducated voters are more dangerous than illegal immigrants.

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

Zohran Mamdani quoted Tupac Shakur when asked if he opposes the war in Iran:

"This war killed thousands of civilians, so yes, I strongly oppose it— Tupac said it decades ago, we always seem to have money for war but never to feed the poor."

[Baumpilot @Baumpilot1]

So,
#Wal ist tot,
#ESC vorbei,
#Bundesliga beendet.
Können wir jetzt mal wieder zu d. wichtigen Themen zurückkehren?
Wann #spahnuntersuchungsaussschuss ?
Wann #Reicherücktritt ?
Wann #Prüfverfahren?
Wann #Stromsteuer RZ f. alle?
Wann #Klimageld-Zahlung?

[David Pakman @dpakman]

Trump goes to China, rants about Chinese food, agrees with Xi that America is in decline, Xi convinces Trump to let Chinese nationals buy US farmland, and then Trump leaves, visibly struggling to get up the stairs to Air Force One. A global embarrassment.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Great work, @realDonaldTrump!

[🦜Fräulein.von.der.Vögelweide🦜📯🇮🇱🕊️🌍 @SunnySnowball]

Ich breche zusammen .🤣🤣🤣
Andy Serkis liest Tweet von der durchgeknallten Orange vor .....mit der Stimme von Gollum.
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