Mateo Cotto

Yeah aight.

[Charlie Berens @CharlieBerens]

75 with a chance of asthma 💨

[J5🦅 @toodamn5]

In case a nigga thought I was cap 😂

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Natural Light is giving away a solar-powered beer cooler the size of a small shed

The winner will also receive $15,000 in beer money

[Randy Williams🇹🇹 @randyrebs]

🫩🫩

[Monkeyjunk11 @Monkeyjunk11]

😭😭

[katsu @katsuxbt]

Allen Iverson says he didn’t invent the crossover. A Georgetown walk-on who never played a minute taught it to him, and made him a legend instead of himself

Interviewer: “I was surprised to learn that you learned the crossover from a guy from Brooklyn who barely played at Georgetown”

AI: “Look at what that guy gave me”

Interviewer: “But you learned it from another guy. You didn’t make it up”

AI: “He didn’t even have his name on the back. The most important thing for me when I was going to college is I always wanted my name on the back of my jersey. This guy did not have a name on the back. He was a walk-on”

Interviewer: “He didn’t play”

AI: “Didn’t even play. But he had a nasty crossover. He used to hit me with that thing at practice. I put my pride aside, my ego, ‘Hey, come here, man. You gotta show me how to do it.’ And to this day, he still says, ‘Yours is better than mine’”

[🇺🇸🦆 @cookinquack]

He’s either unbelievably locked in and actually starches Max or he’s turbo washed and gets finished in like a minute there’s no one between

[YSL 🇦🇷🇪🇸 @kodakszzn]

Future is real nigga , puffed it upwards

[chibi snoo @thesmokedweed10]

Yes this is very safe

[40 oz. Miller High Life @hardedgeball]

Coworker with down syndrome called me big dawg and dapped me up on my way into work #gametime

[Milwaukee Bucks @Bucks]

Courtside hoopers.

[blue @bluewmist]

Your death will come on an ordinary day, in the middle of unfinished plans and the world will continue without you.

So live a little.

[katsu @katsuxbt]

Rookie Giannis says he didn’t know what a “per diem” was, so he pocketed the cash, rented a limousine, and took his whole family to Walmart

“They had this limousine in front of the Pfister, I’d never seen a limousine. I went inside and asked if I can order food. They gave me a “per diem” but I didn’t know what a “per diem” was”

“I said, ‘Oh, this is my money.’ They said, ‘Yes, your money.’ I put it in my pocket. Then I asked, ‘Can I order room service?’ He said yes but he meant with the “per diem.” I didn’t know”

“So I ordered everything, ice cream, pizza, chicken wings. Everything I couldn’t have as an athlete, I wanted it”

“Then when I picked up my family from Chicago, I called my agent: ‘Can you get me a limousine?’ He said, ‘Why?’ I said, ‘Because I want my family to have the same experience I had’”

“So I took them in a limousine, but I didn’t know where to take them. I said, ‘Mom, what do you want to do?’ She said, ‘Let’s get groceries.’ We went in a limousine… to Walmart. Southside Walmart”

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

JUST IN: The Milwaukee Bucks will be retiring No. 34 in honor of Giannis Antetokounmpo, per @JWeinbachNBA

Legend.