Sebastian Lauwers

Freelance cloud and scalability consultant. Telephony expert, high performance, distributed systems architect, API designer, all round twit.

[Chili Shib | Stockholm N1 🩷💚🤍 @chilishib]

The Eiffel Tower tonight #OlympicGames #OpeningCeremony

[Sebastian Lauwers @teotwaki]

@jan_tec Here’s the shroud and links I mentioned on your YT video:

- Shroud I printed: https://t.co/LYOOFhUy0L
- Discussion on Prusa forums: https://t.co/e8WYrbNksV
- Original shroud, didn’t try this one: https://t.co/hsGIkOwi0D

[Sebastian Lauwers @teotwaki]

@HistoryBuffs_ Any chance you could fact check the Putin-Carlson interview? That would be an epic video, assuming you never want to visit the Russian federation.

[Sebastian Lauwers @teotwaki]

The Mk4 is an absolute beast, and I couldn’t be happier with it. I used to spend about 30-60 minutes prepping my previous printer, and then had to wait another 30-40 minutes after the print was done. I’ve printed more in a day than in the last month alone. Thank you!

[Sebastian Lauwers @teotwaki]

Good grief, @josefprusa, I’ve been printing for years, but only got my first @Prusa3D printer yesterday.

Turns out I haven’t been printing all these years. What I did was an absolutely waste of time. Your printer has changed my life, and changed how I think about 3D printing.

[Sebastian Lauwers @teotwaki]

Hey @HarvardBiz so you charged me twice two days in a row for a single subscription, and now your customer support team is ghosting me. What gives? Should I expect a “how to steal from your readers and get away with it” special issue soon?

[Sebastian Lauwers @teotwaki]

@donttrythis Just saw Rage War (The Dungeonmaster) at a theatre. The audience roared with laughter when the protagonist screamed “I reject your reality and substitute my own”. Is that where you got the quote from?

[miel! THE MARVELS TRAILER!!!! @d1Iflvr]

@Eurovision side eye 👀

[Joel Willans @VFinnishProbs]

@Eurovision Grand Final televoting 12 points

18 Finland: 🇮🇪 🇸🇲 🇮🇱 🇦🇺 🇱🇻 🇸🇪 🇳🇴 🇳🇱 🇪🇸 🇷🇸 🇩🇰 🇧🇪 🇪🇪 🇬🇧 🇱🇹 🇩🇪 🇦🇹 🇮🇸
4 Israel: 🇦🇲 🇨🇾 🇦🇿 ROTW
4 Ukraine: 🇵🇱 🇵🇹 🇲🇩 🇨🇿
2 Armenia: 🇫🇷 🇬🇪
2 Italy: 🇦🇱 🇲🇹
2 Moldova: 🇷🇴 🇮🇹
1 Albania: 🇨🇭
1 Croatia: 🇸🇮
1 Cyprus: 🇬🇷
1 Norway: 🇫🇮
1 Poland: 🇺🇦
1 Slovenia: 🇭🇷

[Sebastian Lauwers @teotwaki]

@FlyingBrussels Got it, thanks!

[Sebastian Lauwers @teotwaki]

@FlyingBrussels would I be allowed to fly with a puppy? Your website FAQ is confusing, as it mentions dogs needing to be over 15 weeks, but allows two pups under 6 months in the same container. The one I would pick up would be 9 weeks old. Thanks!

[Sebastian Lauwers @teotwaki]

@FlyingBrussels I’d like an answer prior to booking :)

[Eric Rosen @IM_Rosen]

I'm so proud

[Sebastian Lauwers @teotwaki]

@qole @nearyd @GeneralAntilles I haven’t met the people in this thread in a decade, and yet I still love every one of them. Hope y’all are good. Let me know if you’re ever in Copenhagen!

[Sebastian Lauwers @teotwaki]

@steveklabnik Been off Twitter for early a year or two. Damn that felt good. See you again in 5.

[Sebastian Lauwers @teotwaki]

@museband I’ve been waiting to see you for 20 or more years, moved across 4 continents without getting a chance to see you. Today, in the neck of the woods I grew up in, we finally met. And it was worth every second of waiting. Thank you.

[Sebastian Lauwers @teotwaki]

@Fl0w_ Les fonds d’investissement; fameux experts en malbouffe.

[Sebastian Lauwers @teotwaki]

Merci à @McDonaldsFrance Perpignan dont le CBO m’aura fait gerber en moins d’une heure. Vu qu’il aura fallu 20 minutes pour passer au drive, je comprends que vous essayiez d’améliorer les process; évitez quand même d’utiliser l’intox alimentaire pour accélérer le tout.