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just a man and his dog

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In an attempt to stand in solidarity with the breast feeding community I have switched to 2% milk.

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To try and “give genZ a voice in a world of boomers”, that Japanese communion for ant preservation has started a petition to rename Mount Fuji “teen mountain”

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Fish people are who they say they are and deserve to live their lives without being constantly questioned or told they aren’t who they say they are.

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PleSw consult 8 new octopus recipe for new born mothers( children are excluded by definition.

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Narcotics anonymous nostalgia incognito the IV

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@Variety Only good thing to come of this

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Trump roasted parasite winning best picture, because he was embarrassed that he was in it. As always spewing shit.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Biden’s hair looks like it was attached with glue.

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15 mg of flour, 3 cups of sand, 1 mole of carbon dioxide. Goodnight

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World run by orange man, green vegetables punishable by death, you are permitted 1 haircut every decade. The future if you don’t vote Bernie.

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Stop sucking that juul and start eating that foul.

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I just told my dog she is adopted and she fucking lost it...

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I will be writing my PhD thesis on the layout of the ikea kitchen section.

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That’s not a good bath towel bitch

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Don’t you hate it when ur eating ur cereal, and then u try and flush but the toilet flushes ur spoon too 😂

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Thought I was watching the super bowl last night for 4 hours then some teenager popped up and drew the Disney logo and I realized it was phineas and ferb.

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@HameaterOmar A salammmmmmmmmmm

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@HameaterOmar Fish alive inside dog

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Girl meet boy, boy meet girl, boy meet halal food, girl ran away

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If Harry Potter was real I would be dobby’s sock