Matt Teper

Ink guy @Google. Former speechwriter for @JoeBiden. Dr. Everything'll Be All Right. Father Figure. Oh my my, oh hell yes. Opinions mine--& more or less correct

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My daughter might not be the best speller, but at least the math checks out

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@slmandel STEWART

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@kenzianidiot And the rattlesnake button

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@ecto_fun As someone who lived through it, let me just say: This song rules, also read this, love comes first man: https://t.co/DB9ixmcuMc

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@DanRShafer This is Paul Pressey erasure

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@VanLathan Marvin Gaye

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@FSKPart3 Scrooged

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@CloudOfRaine Anthony Dilweg slander

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@NGURTO316 @KyleBrandt @Ali_Sweeney King Hippo

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@billbarnwell 59.4 in my league (CBS). He understood my must-win situation.

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@KevG163 Is he not in the Hall? That's insane.

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@jasonbenetti LaMichael James

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@paranoiacs There's somethin' happenin' somewhere -- even the most textured and specific songwriter of my lifetime was like, whatever, man, c'mon baby the laugh's on us

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@SamKuffelWx Under the bridge downtown

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@yasisalek And anyway, I've got no place to go

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He did it on National Ice Cream Day

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@emilynussbaum "I respect its privacy"

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@SpectrumCulture Purple Snow

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@HannahRKeyser @Jake_Seiner Mazel Tov on the baby-having!

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@ryleywalker Looks good except that Which Will is clearly 1. You know this, man. Everything else seems right.

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@ThatEricAlper Some Kind of Monster and it's not even close