Tequara Kiley

Insert inspiring quote here

[Tequara Kiley @tequara]

Is it just me or every time you make Rice-a-roni you just want to eat the whole box and not share any of it?

[Tequara Kiley @tequara]

I have finally found a show Ray and I both like watching and it’s MasterChef. I was super excited until Ray started critiquing all my dinners like Gordon Ramsey. I cooked a rare steak last night and he looked at me and yelled “ITS RAW!”

[Tequara Kiley @tequara]

Not being able to taste due to covid is how I imagine Gordon Ramsay’s food tastes when he is tasting another restaurant’s food and says it’s bland. 😅

[Tequara Kiley @tequara]

Lmaoooo I love my Grammy. We get gossiping on someone or something we have heard and she goes “I’m going to make a couple phone calls. Give me a half hour and I’ll call you back” so she can get the details 😂😂😂

[Tequara Kiley @tequara]

Ray watches the same 5 Adam Sandler and Jim Carrey movies. Every time I forget why I’m ok with it and suggest watching a new movie. 15 minutes into the movie and 100 questions about it from ray later, I then again remember why I’m ok with it. 🙄

[Tequara Kiley @tequara]

I found out I really am the favorite child when I learned my dad’s lock code is my birth date. Not either of my brothers’. 😂😂😂

[Tequara Kiley @tequara]

Watchin Blue Planet II with my Ray & seeing seals work together to eat Tuna.
Bf: I wasn’t expecting those chalupa to show up
M: Chalupa? What?
Bf: those weird birds!!!
M: you mean fucking pelicans? Not a meal from Taco Bell?
I love this man but god damn.

[Tequara Kiley @tequara]

@alihooper3 Sameeeee. “Babe your friends can’t come over for two weeks. I work with old people” girrrrrrl can we have a pandemic more often

[Tequara Kiley @tequara]

The conversation I have with my cat daily about how she needs to quit meowing because she’s “not fucking going outside because there’s coyotes and they will fucking eat you” is starting to get on my nerves.

[Tequara Kiley @tequara]

PMSing is wild. I could eat everything in our cupboards right now, drink bottles of wine, and I also feel like I could just sob my heart out. Why do I feel like crying? Couldn’t tell ya! 🤷‍♀️

[Tequara Kiley @tequara]

@alihooper3 Annoying af. 🙄

[Tequara Kiley @tequara]

My face when I walk into a store in shorts after working out and someone says “Don’t you know it’s winter outside???” #withoutfail

[Tequara Kiley @tequara]

My cat nonstop meowing. Check food bowl, water, clean cat litter, give a good head scratch, ok we are good. Standing in kitchen cooking and she looks at me and “raaaaaerrrrrrr”. Me: “What’s your problem girlfriend?!? I’ve catered to all your needs!”

[Tequara Kiley @tequara]

Ray and i’s weekend has consisted of a lot of beer to cope with the fact that we are pissed about the baiting ban and not seeing any deer. 🙄

[Drury Outdoors 🦌 @DruryOutdoors]

Well THAT escalated quickly - One of the most intense fights we've ever seen filmed in the wild!!!

Giant Iowa buck vs. Young Iowa buck - Who wins?! 🤜🏼💥🤛🏼

[Best Videos @10SECVIDEOS]

I’ve seen this video 100 times already and still laugh every time I see it

[Tequara Kiley @tequara]

I called my dad in tears looking for some advice and comfort in something that’s bothering me. After a couple of “it’ll be alrights” he says “Hey, if a hooker gets pregnant on the job, is that a work hazard?” At least he knows how to make me laugh. 💕😂

[Tequara Kiley @tequara]

Looking at the jalapeños in the garden with Ray...
“Ok so I’m gonna make salsa tonight, tomorrow we will have some type of Mexican meal, & then I also got stuff for us to have jalapeño popper stuffed chicken. So basically we are gonna have heartburn all week” 🔥

[Tequara Kiley @tequara]

Hanging in my hammock and a mom and her 2 young daughters are walking by and I hear her go “son of a....” and pauses and then says “poopie doops” I aspire to have that type of control and child friendly language if I ever have kids😂