*･ﾟ✧keegs✧･ﾟ*

❁ on a twitter hiatus / call me beep me ❁

[*･ﾟ✧keegs✧･ﾟ* @tequighley]

i just want a man who’s not afraid to carry me up a mountain and feed me onions

[*･ﾟ✧keegs✧･ﾟ* @tequighley]

@AaronRodgers12 @CashApp #PaidInBitcoin $tequighley

[*･ﾟ✧keegs✧･ﾟ* @tequighley]

perfect date idea: get blazed and reorganize little free libraries

[*･ﾟ✧keegs✧･ﾟ* @tequighley]

i love that youtube thinks i’m wealthy, i keep getting peloton and tiffany ads
like thanks for the positive manifestation, ad algorithm gods 🌈 but no.

[*･ﾟ✧keegs✧･ﾟ* @tequighley]

never let no dumbass man convert you into an android user, my god

[skylar ★ @skyephobic]

u know when u post something and u expect a certain mutual to like it and when they do its just like . Yeah bitch i knew youd Like that

[*･ﾟ✧keegs✧･ﾟ* @tequighley]

years ago my dad had a seizure while driving us on the highway & i barely avoided crashing & when he started to come back to awareness in the ambulance he was SO mad/disappointed i called it

lmao like who else was gonna drive us anywhere dude.. certainly not you

[*･ﾟ✧keegs✧･ﾟ* @tequighley]

hi dear. you prob only feel like shit bc you haven’t had a glass of water in like 24 hours. get on that 💖

[*･ﾟ✧keegs✧･ﾟ* @tequighley]

having fun isn’t hard when you’ve got a library card 🥲

[doja syd @SydDivineTarot]

virgo placements 😌

[*･ﾟ✧keegs✧･ﾟ* @tequighley]

so they’re starting me on anti anxiety meds for the first time in my life…

can you imagine how much game i will have being this hot ~and~ devoid of anxiety??? absolute ANARCHY 😈

[✩ sarah @wetneptune]

it’s leo season

[*･ﾟ✧keegs✧･ﾟ* @tequighley]

people like this do not deserve a hospital bed.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

I don’t even have words for this

[*･ﾟ✧keegs✧･ﾟ* @tequighley]

wow i love getting up at 7:45 to start work at 9:30 instead of getting up at 9:29 to start work at 9:30. this whole commuting thing is so fun 😒

[Broadway Star!!!! @thatonequeen]

If the runways don't count just say that.

[*･ﾟ✧keegs✧･ﾟ* @tequighley]

@raccorns i think it’s only appropriate if you correctly call it a “sex organ celebration”

[*･ﾟ✧keegs✧･ﾟ* @tequighley]

apparently people my age still pee in the pool and i really can’t cope with this information

[bug girl @buggirl]

hope you guys think about all of these women and little girls who had their entire lives stolen away from them when you make the decision to consume yet another shitty, sensationalized movie hollywood spoon feeds you about the ugly piece of shit who brutally murdered them

[*･ﾟ✧keegs✧･ﾟ* @tequighley]

i experienced one of the most severe thunderstorms i ever have in my entire life tonight and it just makes me feel so grim for the type of weather we are going to see in the future as it only gets worse from here ☠️

[*･ﾟ✧keegs✧･ﾟ* @tequighley]

twitter is kind of boring right now so i’m deleting the app to test run whether i can live without it.

see y’all in approximately 12 minutes when i get bored 👋