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@ramdom @StephenKing

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@realDonaldTrump Hahaha...tight loss?!

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@damnitgirlie @pattonoswalt Even if it means more Republican votes, everyone should exercise their right to vote.

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@oneminutecall Unclear...your response to my first reply made it sound like you didn't. He closed the 18k gap. No one knows who will win the state, but CAN'T is definitely not the case anymore.

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@oneminutecall

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@oneminutecall This didn't age well.

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@RegalMovies Was super excited to take my son to see Empire Strikes back today...that is, until I saw you switched to Pepsi. This will be the last movie we see at Regal. Coke and popcorn go together, what were you thinking?

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@Quervojones69 @AWintersong @pattonoswalt Daniel Tosh said it best, "Do you know how many NASCAR fans it takes to get a billion dollars? More than a billion!"

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@m_paris270 @ColinHanks Is that Andre 2999?

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@pattonoswalt You don't go around saying it's under control...so you at least have more authority than our "president"

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@Warrior_Maiden @pattonoswalt I bet he wants to buy it so he can hoard it and trade it for votes in November.

[Sportz Bonanza @BonanzaSportz]

As Soon As Mom Left The Table The Waitress Slipped This Note To Her Husband

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@Port1L @rpdandy Here's her Facebook...

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@mikesisak Gotta be awkward for the delivery guy...
"Ya know, I used to own Papa John's."
"That's cool. You still owe me $22.50, sir."

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

I can tell you this: As president, I won’t be exchanging love letters with Kim Jong-un.

[XBOX Game Pass @XBOXGamePass]

Q: how do we bring attention to our handy app that lets you download games remotely?

A: make an Xbox One X out of 24k gold and give it away with a year of XGP #XGPMobileSweepstakes

RT + follow to enter, then check out the app: https://t.co/b9hONN6A9d

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@caseyannwmu @runawayjim08852 @pattonoswalt For my money, I don’t know if it gets any better than when he sings ‘When a Man Loves a Woman’.

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@Noble_Valor @Nyanboncrush @NightWolfRyan @TheChiefVarro @drago5614 @SeaOfThieves We'll all be returning

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@KontrolFreek First Ninja Turtles on NES

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@SeaOfThieves