teri

[keely flaherty @keelyflaherty]

feeling rested, recharged, and ready to take on this totally normal week

[scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl]

Too perfect.

[Aaron @aaron061116]

Couldn’t have said it any more clearly:

[Disparate Youth @BJStrongArmAHo]

They killing goldendoodles!!!!!

[chloe @chloesfilm]

how it feels to be congested and have a headache

[Melissa Wear @MelissaMWear]

Kids aren’t reading entire books because they are not being offered personal pan pizzas upon completion.

Bam, policy solution

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

ㅤ

[Dr. Julie Gurner @drgurner]

Controversial take: Americans should be allowed to fully own their own property.

Once Paid off, it cannot be taken from you.

It should be yours fully, and you no longer owe/pay property taxes.

You are already taxed many other ways (income, etc)
No push for this?

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

Depression is also getting up & going to work everyday, keeping up with yourself, laughing, putting on makeup, going out with your friends. Functional depression is also very real.

[remand chic @our_jesse]

The bedroom ibuprofen became the kitchen ibuprofen and now that’s gone I’ve got to get the car ibuprofen because I can’t find the handbag ibuprofen

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

Why didn't they make her the host and have some beefcake dude in short shorts turning the letters?

[teri @ter_bear10]

@ImaniShante @caryaye

[RunwayDan @RunwayDan]

And then the little dog would say "yo quiero Taco Bell" and we would all laugh and laugh. It was a simpler time.

[John Rosenberger @JohnJohnPhenom]

When I walk in the Olive Garden