theTeresaReport

Mexican-American writer in BC. Sometimes funny. Words: @Slackjaw @PointsinCase @Bombfire13 @QuarantineMag @PostScriptLovin Editor: @GreenerPastSat @LatinxLitMag

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Lookout mama took off the chankla.

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Really excited to get this one off my chest and into print. Everyone needs to have a little more Grandpa Pete in their life.

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“Like many Mexican-Americans, my personal lineage is a mixture of Indigenous and Spanish peoples. How much Indigenous blood do I have to have before it’s okay for me to claim California as the place I’m from?” @TeresaReport https://t.co/pDJwvN9V5D

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“Like many Mexican-Americans, my personal lineage is a mixture of Indigenous and Spanish peoples. How much Indigenous blood do I have to have before it’s okay for me to claim California as the place I’m from?” @TeresaReport https://t.co/pDJwvN9V5D

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A big thank you to @OpenSecretsMag for publishing my immigration story. This one’s dedicated to Grandpa Pete who made space for his family through sheer force of personality.

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This one was super fun to write.

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Brood X Cicada or Frat Boy on Break? ~ by Teresa Douglas @TeresaReport All they want to do is get laid. No concept of personal space. They never travel in groups smaller than swarms. And more! https://t.co/Lpjas4y0J2 #cicada

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@Audrey_Burges aphids are the devil. just sayin.' And those roses are indeed fetching.

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@sarahhepola So here’s an out there one for you. I am a Project Manager and 95% of my job is persuasive communication. My MFA has 100% helped me explain how what I need people to do connects with that they want.

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@mommajessiec I kept a few pieces from every year while a parent I know takes photos of everything before throwing it away after a suitable interval. (Suitable is defined as ‘when his kids aren’t watching)

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@MarchingFourth Pictures or it didn’t happen

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@torisbori Depends on my contract

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@Audrey_Burges Thanks Audrey!

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I’m up at Mutha today! This one’s about trying to have sexy time with my husband during Covid when the kids just won’t go to bed. Special shout-out to @Audrey_Burges who read a draft. https://t.co/0pmZrcP69o

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@magisternihil Get you some individual (vs communal) cake!

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@DesideriaMesa Hugs.

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@danielsluman @EmilyBrenchi Hello Theo!

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@suburbanprairie Absolutely resubmit to places that take reprints.

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@StanchionZine Yes

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@thebeavermag Rejections that make it clear in their “what we really wanted to see” section that they don’t get my vibe. My stuff is not a good fit.

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@metuiteme @writesloud That is definitely too much teeth for a salad. Def a zombie movie.

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SO EXCITED about this book from @NineTenPub on the Canadian wool industry.