Reese Carter

be fearless in the pursuit of what sets your soul on fire. 🔥

[Reese Carter @teresecarter]

Rewatched @RyanSeacrest new years rockin Eve. Everything loved about it but Julianne, do better next year so annoying and glad to fast forward through her speaking. Otherwise everything on point. Loved @RobGronkowski loving his best life and did an amazing job.

[Reese Carter @teresecarter]

@50cent just binged your docuseries on @netflix and wow, you and all who were part of it did an amazing job. There was some real unknown and eye opening things. Well done, and please come with another soon!!!

[Reese Carter @teresecarter]

@SabrinaAnnLynn so happy to be a #carpenter now more than ever. The one true to herself performer who is amazingly talented.

[Reese Carter @teresecarter]

Fucking Taylor swift singing about Travis’s dick on the song wood gives me virgin vibes since it’s the key that opened her thighs Bitch you have a fucking scroll of exes this ain’t your first dick and we don’t fucking care. Cool you get laid can we all move on

[Reese Carter @teresecarter]

@Doritos Doritos Ranch showed up to work today like: vibes only, no flavor 🌽😶 … Cool Ranch? Nah. These are Witness Protection Doritos. No seasoning, no trace 🕵️‍♂️👀 #coolranchwithoutthecool #coolairdoritos #doritos

[Reese Carter @teresecarter]

@TheAJMendez legit best day ever hearing that music pop off. So glad to see you’re back!!!!!! The REAL should I say only @WWE power couple is here and I’m here for it!!!!!!

[Reese Carter @teresecarter]

@ReedTimmerUSA you stopping what you were doing to make sure that family was ok, you’re amazing at what you do, and truly you and crew are amazing human beings. You did your job but showed you care. Thank you!!!

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but there is no Santa Claus. No tooth fairy. Also no “deep state,” and vaccines aren’t harmful.
These are stories for small children and those too credulous to disbelieve them.

[Reese Carter @teresecarter]

#NewProfilePic

[USAA @USAA]

Thank you for bringing this to our attention, Reese. I'd like to look into escalating your claim to a higher department. Please send us a private message that includes your full name, the claim number, and a phone number/email address we'd have on file for you. I regret hearing that you had such a negative experience with USAA and I want us to do better in the future. Thank you for sharing your concerns and we hope to hear from you soon. ~ Justin

[Reese Carter @teresecarter]

PSA Make sure if you get hit in an accident and your barely year old to you vehicle totaled by someone running a red, with @USAA that you bring your own lube. They care about themselves, their bottom line, and give 0 fucks about punishing you for their at fault pos driver.

[Reese Carter @teresecarter]

@Arbys advertising these burgers, but do you have a grill because they have been raw in the middle. Asking for a friend.

[Reese Carter @teresecarter]

I mean @billmaher @RealTimers not to correct you, as you are the man, but that governor you keep speaking of is from South Dakota. Signed that one person from North Dakota.

[Reese Carter @teresecarter]

@StormyDaniels just watched your documentary on @peacock and you are so much more than what people have made you out to be. Keep fighting and keep being strong.

[Reese Carter @teresecarter]

Just watched @aquamanmovie #Aquaman #thelostkingdom and thoroughly enjoyed it. Damn #jasonmamoa 🤤

[Reese Carter @teresecarter]

Stop. Giving. Gypsy. Rose. Attention. She doesn’t deserve it and all the fame she’s getting with it.

[Reese Carter @teresecarter]

@KevinHart4real watching #backthatyearup

[Reese Carter @teresecarter]

Isn’t it weird how someone is so all about themselves until they are faced with authority and consequences for their actions?

[Reese Carter @teresecarter]

I’m just saying accountability can go a long way, but that’s an adult theory not for adults who act like toddlers. Sorry that your grown ass thinks tantrums to get your way are an ok thing.

[Reese Carter @teresecarter]

@StephenKing I mean weird how so many have no idea about history and yet are trying to erase it