termin4l

schrödinger’s shitposter

[termin4l @termin4lz]

being told i resemble jesus christ went straight to my head bruh

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

there's no high I've ever experienced like being so very in love. it changes you. it makes you try to be better

[BigButtBabe720 @veltsmile]

for the past 2 days i keep thinking of this video at work and im trying my hardest to not laugh at peoples faces

[termin4l @termin4lz]

HAHAHA WHAT ??

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The live-action ‘NARUTO’ movie is now in pre-production.

• Directed by Destin Daniel Cretton (‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’)

• A global casting search has begun to cast Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

Forrest Gump sequel where we find out that it was Gump who asked Charlie Kirk about mass shootings

[manuel @manwelllb_]

I think we could do it if we tried btw

[red whine supernova 🌟 @sarahndipity18]

just got off the phone with mitch mcconnell. he's dating margaret qualley

[S🎧 @wellnessgirlyy]

when 20 yo say shit like “i won’t have kids until like 25” but they don’t know that 25 is literally tomorrow

[sev @t0rmentedd]

She’s just using me for my below average penis and my slightly overweight body and my empty bank account

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

I spoke to McConnell for about 20 minutes this morning.

He said we should end the war with Iran, quit giving aid to Israel, stop spying on Americans without a warrant, and he’s really sorry about how my primary turned out.

[rien ✮ l'incelphobique | vgen openദ്ദി(｡•̀ ,~)~✩‧₊ @himejinist]

🚨 BREAKING

There are reports claiming that Argentinian President Javier Milei bet the country's ENTIRE GDP on Argentina winning their Round 16 match against Egypt.

Their GDP has now been doubled to $2.

[kang @jaycaspiankang]

oh boy here comes VARgentina

[EGYPT HQ @EgyptCEO]

I WANT MESSI’S ACHILLES ON MY DESK TOMORROW BY TEN AM

[termin4l @termin4lz]

i think the issue that a lot of people have is that argentina does exist

[predo @P3droHB_]

I love the general Latin American belief that Argentina doesn't exist.

[🍁☘️Canadian Fletchy 🇨🇦 @Darth_Pingu]

BREAKING: They've changed the name

[Tallie Lintra Simp Account™ @PlasmaPistolCEO]

Either bro has accepted the death penalty as his fate or his lawyer is 200% sure that he's getting off

[The Palestine News Network @PaliNewsNetwork]

Elon Musk is a faggot #deport

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

I’ve been a lifelong Egypt fan for the past 30 minutes of my life and I wouldn’t wish this pain on anymore

[frijoliz @frijoliz]

I’ll never forget the summer we were all mexican