Nader Andrew Mansour

Standup Comedian 🇨🇦 New account because Twitter won’t help me recover my password for @Terminader2

[Nader Andrew Mansour @Terminader78]

@dzhng @IterIntellectus At least Vegas has cool architecture like this. What does Cairo have?

[Nader Andrew Mansour @Terminader78]

@BlueJays More injuries per game than runs 😑

[Nader Andrew Mansour @Terminader78]

@OliLondonTV I’m an Arab and I fucking hate that sound too! But not as bad as the explosion that usually follows.

[Nader Andrew Mansour @Terminader78]

@realMaalouf Man, their afterlife must be sponsored by KY Jelly. And are the virgins single use? That’s kinda the definition. If so, seems like a small amount for an eternity 🤔
Fucking imbeciles 😑

[Nader Andrew Mansour @Terminader78]

@zackdfilms1 Yeah, it’s not just about the speed in particular, it’s beating traffic lights that really reduce travel time. I’ve driven professionally for over 20 years and from my observations, it’s the slow, anxious drivers that pay less attention to others and cause issues.

[Nader Andrew Mansour @Terminader78]

@Breaking911 The guy is overweight, wearing flip-flops, geeky looking, and got winded from a single kick to the door. Why wouldn’t you fuck with this guy?
I’d fuck with his head, bully him until he cries and runs home to mommy.
#BringBackBullying

[Nader Andrew Mansour @Terminader78]

@MVdlJCardinal Well, this is doing its job then to further fuck up “democracy”, because even LESS people will go out and vote next “election”. Especially non-liberals. The plan is working.

[Nader Andrew Mansour @Terminader78]

@daveatherton @rickygervais is the last person I’d have thought would be playing Jesus 🤷‍♂️

[Nader Andrew Mansour @Terminader78]

@FBILosAngeles Why are there so many Indian gangsters and criminals?
Next thing you know, there’s going to be a remake of “The Godfather” starring Sukmeet Singh as Don Corleonejeet
“Gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse… and then haggle him down to 3 rupees!”

[Nader Andrew Mansour @Terminader78]

@mamboitaliano__ Whose job was it to prepare all of these bones? Or did they just shove all the bodies in there and they just decomposed to what we see there now? Did someone have to filet, gut, and clean all those body parts?
So curious.

[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

ABSOLUTE HEROES.

Pilot Antoine Forest and First Officer Mackenzie Gunther tragically lost their lives in Sunday’s horrific LaGuardia crash, but they made the ultimate sacrifice and saved EVERY SINGLE passenger on board. Their Air Canada flight collided with a firetruck, but because of their incredible bravery, everyone else walked away.

Survivor Rebecca Liquori said it best: she is “forever indebted” to them.

God bless these two heroes and their families. This is what true bravery looks like! 🙏

[Nader Andrew Mansour @Terminader78]

@Osint613 Oh no!! Tell them to turn it back off!!
Pull the plug, even.

[Nader Andrew Mansour @Terminader78]

@dom_lucre This is perfect, they find nothing funny, so they laugh at nothing.
God forbid someone tells a joke.

[Nader Andrew Mansour @Terminader78]

@realDailyWire @jamiekwil

[Nader Andrew Mansour @Terminader78]

Too soon? 😂

[Daily Wire @realDailyWire]

This might actually be Trump's funniest moment 😂

Japanese Reporter: Why didn't you tell us before you struck Iran?

Trump: "Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?" 💀🔥😂

[Nader Andrew Mansour @Terminader78]

@Hot_Pepper76 Jesus, Keenan Thompson been doing the same shtick since before he was born!

[Nader Andrew Mansour @Terminader78]

@jm_mcgrath Yeah, it’s really slowed down in recent years.

[Nader Andrew Mansour @Terminader78]

@dom_lucre Woooow they’re sooo edgy!!! 😱🤯

[Dwight’s World @Creed_Thoughts2]

Omg this is incredible 😂😂

[Nader Andrew Mansour @Terminader78]

@libsoftiktok This is the 4th building they’ve shot at in Toronto in the last month.
Why do they hate buildings so much?
#antibuildites

[Nader Andrew Mansour @Terminader78]

@AgathaChocolats Cats dude. It’s just cats…

Dude.