Terminal Lance

The Official Terminal Lance twitter account! TL is a comic strip about the Marine Corps created by @TLCplMax

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GRAB YOUR CRAYONS, MARINES! "Coloring for Marines" is available on Amazon now! This coloring and activity book for Marines is sure to keep you entertained on duty, post, at the armory, or if you're just standing by to stand by in the barracks. Out now:
https://t.co/3TKi9n2OMI

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Getting absolutely rankmogged and dutymaxxed 🫩

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Officers any time they’re around enlisted:

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The co-ed squad push-up may actually boost enlistment numbers

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crazy how nicknames just stick sometimes for no reason

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this is the new testosterone test for Marines:

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“It’s not gay, it’s just a Marine thing.”

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I don't trust morning showerers. You really sleep like that?

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I like that we’re going all-in on gender-affirming care.

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Heard there’s a new poop parasite out

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Finally got around to watching Obsession--

Overall very fun concept horror mixing some 1980's style wish-gone-wrong plot with modern sensibilities that was stylish and entertaining. Loved Inde Navarrette.

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When my wife was giving birth to our kid, the dr asked if I was squeamish and I was like no not really I was a marine, and I swear to god she made a crayon joke while my kid’s head was halfway out

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actual answer from a Marine ASVAB test:

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Drawing a Terminal Lance comic process: https://t.co/KmQ8NBYiuG

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Welcome to the military... it gets weird.

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Pulling the veteran card last night...

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Celebrating America's 250th this weekend with a sale on the official TL store! 10% everything at https://t.co/XUHz3wUJsQ

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Spotted at the San Francisco Pride parade the gayest flag of them all 🏳️‍🌈

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Join the TL Discord to talk to hot Lance Corporals near you. No shady business like some other Discord servers, just chill vibes. https://t.co/LjJHSgm21Z

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Give me a status update on Gay Marine Corps. https://t.co/fQ2No597nE

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Enlist today

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The inside scoop on my Pentagon visit from last week for TL Underground members:
https://t.co/lBCDQkBwxe