Nolan

I’m like a twenty you left in your jeans a month ago.

[Nolan @terminalmurph]

Yes I’m saying @ufc has by far the best people for the job in terms of commentating

[Nolan @terminalmurph]

You don’t realize how blessed you are as a combat sports fan until you hear other color commentators. Watching this on mute #PaulTyson

[Nolan @terminalmurph]

@whitesox If throwing games is illegal it should also be illegal for Jerry to own the team. HE HAS FLAT OUT SAID HE DOES NOT CARE TO WIN. Bulls and White Sox will forever be a shit team as long as he owns them.

[Nolan @terminalmurph]

@CaseOh__ this you big dawg didn’t know you were old and fat

[Nolan @terminalmurph]

@StevenCheah I’m not going to bother you in front of your children but if I’m sitting across from you at o’hare right now I need to know.

[Nolan @terminalmurph]

@DestinyTheGame Close, far, back and then as a joke beep boop bop and now that’s all I do.

[Nolan @terminalmurph]

Not all these bots from a paid Instagram service trying to poach me

[Nolan @terminalmurph]

@ATVIAssist preface, this is hate mail. About a month ago I recently tried to enable 2FA, in-game might I add. And it was horrendous. When I finally see I have it partially working I think nothing of it. I now try to access my account and it says I have 2FA. Which I don’t btw.

[Nolan @terminalmurph]

Y’all a bunch a hot shit AAA studio can’t even give proper support.

[Nolan @terminalmurph]

Now going through the arduous process of trying to get a response for activision support took 5 WEEKS. 5 WEEKS TO GET AN EMAIL. Now I’m literally in a chokehold because I need my activision account to proceed. NEWSFLASH I CANT GET IN.

[Nolan @terminalmurph]

Because of modern media and attention seeking headlines these words have been ruined for me. Slammed, reacts, anything with an ellipse, claps or fires back, and most of all exposed. If anyone knows anyway to just blacklist those on any platform that’d be great.

[Vienna Beef @ViennaBeef]

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[Nolan @terminalmurph]

@A_dmg04 Rift has two issues I’ve noticed. If a friendly player dies in mid dunk animation the rift can not be picked up by a teammate and deposited. And the rift just straight up will disappear sometimes and you’re stuck until overtime.

[Nolan @terminalmurph]

@MaIakiBranham @whitesox @CaesarsSports Imagine having the White Sox live in your head rent free

[Nolan @terminalmurph]

Love how college is supposed to be a free thinking space and then hearing children make vomit noises when another student was sharing his opinion. Really growing your maturity there.

[Nolan @terminalmurph]

Love the new Anteater raid @bungie @DestinyTheGame @BungieHelp Can’t even hit a raid banner when it is working

[Nolan @terminalmurph]

@DestinyTheGame like please confirm or deny this because I’m either doing it every time or I’m buying powerball tickets.

[Nolan @terminalmurph]

@Bungie I need an answer here or else I’m the luckiest man alive. While playing dares right after killing the final boss I decided to do the gallop emote, because you know, starhorse. For the past 3 dares I’ve done that AND EVERYTIME WAS A LIGHTNING ROUND. please tell me it’s tru

[Nolan @terminalmurph]

@timthetatman That’s why you lost your game and your QB got a 25,000 dollar fine for being a baby right?

[Nolan @terminalmurph]

Can @Microsoft get stingy if @PlayStation is gonna be too. If we can’t have Spider-Man I don’t want you having Elder Scrolls neither. #bringbackconsolewars