Ya Boy

HEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPP HEEEELLPPPPP MEEEEEEEEEE

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

The Male appearance influencer Clavicular stuff is so funny. I like how your average cishet man now has the cattiness of a Miami 80s circuit queen. It also means we're about two years away from straight people independently reinventing the concept of Bears.

[louis 🍉 @alfdefolf]

being depressed makes you the potential man of friendships

[Ysla ᥫ᭡ @yslariah]

my version of flirting is looking at someone i find attractive multiple times and hoping they're braver than me

[fadeaway jumper @lebronluvr69]

liquor tonight? yea, if she’ll let me

[oli boli 🌿 @thee_jjk_dckrdr]

OOMF CRACKED ME IN MY DREAMS LAST NIGHT??? 😭😭😭

[SB @spookyxxboobs]

having a friday the 13th before valentine’s day is proof this year was made for spooky lover girls

[Scoob @Scoobydouchebag]

It woulda been funny if Bad Bunny had also called Drake a pedophile. Make it a running gag in halftime shows get silly with it

[misha @33decidueye]

cant even watch porn bc theyre passionately making love and i just start crying out of jealousy

[Soph @sooaappyy__]

if we date you have to defeat the 200 evil things my mom said to me that made me feel unloveable

[matiQue @gonomatry]

some of these artists need to go to armpit school

[doll ♡ @cncdollx]

getting high n slow tongue kissing under the covers.. maybe during a thunderstorm.. that would fix me.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

FLIRTING is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like

[Tyler Mead @tylerhmead]

Therapist asked me if my sex live was reflective of my personal life, and when I asked him what he meant he deadass asked “has anyone ever held or taken care of you?” And unfortunately my answer was “no I top”

[tender beast mode @objectbyween]

if you get mpregged and lose the baby thats called a mistercarriage

[ravn @mfnravn]

*seductively takes off glasses*
damn baby you’re so fucking blurry

[gooseworx gooseworx gooseworx gooseworx gooseworx @GooseworxMusic]

My body is a factory that turns drawings of cocks into looked-at drawings of cocks.

[legit gaming leaks @gaming_leaker]

Valve, the company that created Half-Life, is capable of announcing things on Christmas. This doesn't mean anything.