termite

i eat 🪵

[termite @termite667]

atab- assigned termite at birth

[termite @termite667]

@Currentreport1 there’s bo military base there dumbass

[termite @termite667]

@thesaviour this is a random fire between two arab villages look it up dumbasses

[termite @termite667]

@20Tweet23 @thesaviour this fire wasn’t from rockets🤣

[termite @termite667]

@olatunjisho @itswpceo @stats_feed are you braindead?

[☔ @Whotfismick]

how important is music to you?

me:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

*my mom telling the doctor how i feel*

me:

[maría 🐇 @hotwomenkissing]

Jerking off in my room

[termite @termite667]

tweet

[Joey @GuyJoey3]

@dinosaurs1969 Step 1: be born
Step 2: grow up
Step 3: get a job
Step 4: buy rice
Step 5: buy a rice cooker
Step 6: wash 1.5 cups of rice
Step 7: put the washed rice in cooker
Step 8: add 3 cups of water to the cooker
Step 9: turn on the rice cooker
Step 10: enjoy your rice

[termite @termite667]

my parents are out of town and i nearly burnt my house down😭🫶🪵

[termite @termite667]

drunk termites>>>>>>

[termite @termite667]

kinda dry looking but that just means it’s crunchy. anyway who’s coming?

[termite @termite667]

damn ants keep climbing on MY trees

[termite @termite667]

@RacoonSkull that looks delicious

[termite @termite667]

150 🥲

[termite @termite667]

@termite836 yessir🫡

[termite @termite667]

@TermiteBeABug ok

[termite @termite667]

@Elebphant @termthemite slsj

[termite @termite667]

@TerryEater damn, that’s deep

[termite @termite667]

whats popin my fellow termites? #TermiteTwitter