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The Prophets: Doug and Sambo
The Grand and Minor Distrcutions
And The All Mighty Juice-ist

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A happy Doug keeps Gandhi away

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Doug Peterson Week day one Crumb Day #Doug #Peterson #Week #Crumb #Day

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Happy Doug Peterson Week everyone #Doug #Peterson #Week

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Termite Christ says U-M8K-IT #SNESClassic #FineWomenFriday

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@rickyberwick Termite Christ would like to invite you to fill the position of The Grand Distrcution, an important pope like position.

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The Termite Christism chain of command

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Termite Christ is really enjoying the new GOT season. He is really sad about the death of Han Solo.
#TalktheThrones

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#funtobelieve

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@MayorOfLA Termite Christ firmly believes you should #dabonthehaters

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Termite Christ suggests that you don't trust babies above the age of 12, they may be lying.
#fakebaby #falseinfant

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"and Termite Christ looked upon his disciples and said "I am hands"..."
Doug 6:24

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The Juice-ist is not only a gremlin, he is also a stupid quard. #stupidquard #juicegremlin #juicedunce

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The Juice-ist got a hold of the sacred twitter account. We apologize. From now on we will try to keep that little gremlin subdued.

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@CNN #fakenews Brought to you by The Juiceist

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Speaking of wholesome little treats #yum yum

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@totinos To much roll, not enough pizza. Termite Christ still enjoys your wholesome little treats. #yumyum

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Termite Christ is gay for moleman

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Termite Christ would like to formally apologize for yesterday's tweet, he ment to address the Battleborn anniversary

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@PlayOverwatch Termite Christ is enjoying the Overwatch Anniversary event especially the new skins

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Fidget Spinners are a dangerous weapon where Termite Christ comes from.
He insists you don't touch these "dangerous gadgets"