The Termite Times

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Termite 234 has fallen into the river in Termite City! Start the rescue helicopter!

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Termite 696 leaves job at Lumber King, steals 'All their acacia splinters' because 'f*ck it'

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Termite soldiers Termite 647 and Termite 340 praised for the arrest of notorious sawdust dealer Termite 120

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Termite 055 steals isopods because they thought they were 'abandoned'

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Termite 403 filmed stealing dozens of isopods while wearing molted exoskeleton and cobweb on their head

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Termite 397 wanders through mound spreading mating pheromones, says they're aroused by soil

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WATCH: Termite 679 steals colony member's pill bug, gets chased by angry isopods

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BREAKING: Political turmoil? Termite 112 has been assassinated while giving a speech to the colony. The assassin is currently unknown, but speculated to be Termite 528.

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Termite 662 gives soldier fake termite number to try and avoid arrest, fake number has sawdust charges

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Beloved SKBABA member Termite 902 hints at release of another single, saying they expect it to do better than their latest hit 'Ter-mite Fever'

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Termite 245 calls soldiers to report lack of sawdust

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Termite 823 steals isopods because they thought they were 'abandoned'

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Termite 184 caught in backlash as reports suggest they may be in league with rival ant colonies!

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Termite 116 bites alate despite having no pincers

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Termite 918 gives soldier fake termite number to try and avoid arrest, fake number has sawdust charges

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Termite 454 leaves job at Lumber King, steals 'All their pine splinters' because 'f*ck it'

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Termite 677 wants YOU to know why acacia wood is the BEST wood!

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Termite 635 and Termite 132 are rumored to be starring in the upcoming TV series Breaking Bark. Are these leaks legitimate, or fabricated?

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Termite soldiers Termite 574 and Termite 207 praised for the arrest of notorious sawdust dealer Termite 546

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Tune in tonight: Termite 735 tells us the best way to prepare your wood before serving!