tb

witch. passionate about birds. chili’s fan. optimistic about soup. 🌝

[KIDZ 🦌 @puppyfawn_]

why is there a random bird when i look up “gay” is this queen one of us

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

pronouncing gen ai like forrest gump

[choya @mayonnnnnn_]

budget for pride month is a fierce 2 dollars

[Iris Lewinsky @1R_1S]

grilling some frogs😋

[tb @ternb6]

"pannus at the disco" -LB

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Me: This movie is garbage.
Boss: Again, this is a Zoom meeting.

[zev ♡♡ @sybaumoebas]

Charlotte: I’m really worried about this astrophage thing!
Miranda: We’re all gonna die, yet they tell us not to panic over aliens eating the sun
Samantha: Well, in my world, the sons are the ones eating my alien 😉
Carrie: Big is moving to Tau Ceti

[Fart Corvelay @Mark_Cam_3]

pronouncing Bojangles like Los Angeles

[tb @ternb6]

"riggins is the first in his family to visit the west coast" -lurn

[indi.ca @indica]

I am the only person in my family that can torrent. My parents couldn't and my children don't have to. All this knowledge will die with me. Like tears in rain.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

not only does my body keep the score but i’ve got multiple games ongoing

[Andrew Frye @itsandrewfrye]

I'm ready to go back to Arrakis

[Netflix @netflix]

HI KRISTEN WIIG #ActorAwards

📸: getty

[molly @angelinrealtime]

job importance gap relationship

[Conor Ryan @ConorRyan_93]

The Ents showing up to take down Isengard

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

Their content is out of this world! 🚀🎙️😂

[m @msnetik]

“call the salad office” entering the lexicon immediately

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

My wife has to hide my cholesterol pills inside pizza rolls then massage my throat until I swallow it whole like I’m rottweiler.

[Klara @klara_sjo]

Sometimes I wonder how hot Sigmund Freud's mom must have been.