Tim Turnquist

My account was stolen, but it’s me again 4/24

[Tim Turnquist @ternkwist]

Hey everyone, ignore everything that’s been posted by this account for a while. Someone stole my stuff! Not that I ever tweeted anyway.

[Tim Turnquist @ternkwist]

@lavern_spicer Was his name Albert Einstein? Shut up Lavern, this didn’t happen and you know it.

[Tim Turnquist @ternkwist]

Twitter would like everyone to know I joined 14 years ago. #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@laurenboebert Are you actually stupid?

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@Wario64 “You have reached the max number of items in your cart” ??? I’ve never bought one of these in my life

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@Wario64 Chicken tendies and “A Ubisoft Original” on the cover – something tells me this isn’t officially sanctioned

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@N3rd_House @JADEhellohi @Wario64 Conversely, I’ve had delayed shipments regularly, probably half the time even, in the past few months

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@_soup_withasoul @MikeyVomit007 @Wario64 Lol plaid. It’s not 2003 anymore, M.J.

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@kobold_king I mean go for it, Noah. That $450 isn’t going to spend itself!

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@andrew_ddl @Wario64 Lol no it’s just that real life people don’t look good in clothes meant for anime people

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@Wario64 What’s the ESRB rating on this?

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@Wario64 Finally.

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@Wario64 Got em

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@Wario64 Well this seems like a miserable game

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@ATTHelp Your website and app are broken. For days I've been trying to upgrade my phone and I haven't been able to move past the "Which device are you upgrading?" screen. It just doesn't work past that.