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*Internal Screaming*
(They/Them)

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I'm lovin', I'm laughin', and I'm livin la Vida Loca.

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Thinking about how I yelled at a freshman asm my senior year once for having just a full non lidded regular coffee mug backstage that spilled everywhere.
...she dropped out and is married at barely 20. These are unrelated to the coffee incident.

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I don't often have gender envy. But when I do, it's at Lumberjacks.

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Nobody warns you of how much gas you pass and how much you go no.2 when you suddenly switch to vegetarian. I don't need to stop at a gas station, I am the gas station.

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It's small victories that count. Today is 2 weeks vegitarian and 2 weeks single for the first time in 3+years! On a different note, the more exciting bit, I have lost enough weight this summer that a normal towel fits all the way around me without any gaps!

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Standards for next person I date:
Film and food nights.
We watch a movie and make food to fit it.
Ratatouille and Ratatouille
French onion soup and Midnight in Paris
Any of my Greek movies I'm obsessed with and Greek food.

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Whenever I get sad, I remember I had a play produced at 21 and I am better.

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I've had 2 "OH SHIT! MY LAUNDRY!" Moments today. And that's bad because there's 3 washers and 3 dryers for 70+ people.

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My 13th reason is someone stopping my dryer and not restarting it. Subtract a bit from that list because people really like my hair.

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I've started to realize, if you pay attention, I have like half thoughts all around my room. By half thoughts, I mean things I've started but haven't finished.
...like a partial plate of pizza rolls on my bed.
Fucking ADHD.

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Going to see fireworks tonight. Taking my emergency anxiety meds and my earplugs with me. I feel like a dog.

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Fuck it.
Pink hair.
Nose piercing.
Trying to go vegetarian.
Reinvent myself.

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Fuck.

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I just met someone who desperately wants to be a manic pixie dream girl. She just came off as snobbish and annoying. 0/10
It's the autism that makes a manic pixie dream girl.

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Last day to be gay. :(

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Thinking about the time I got tipped $2 by a couple who got drinks, apps, and steak dinners. Why? Because they thought the cottage cheese tasted bad and I showed them the best by date and it wasn't expired.

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@juliasheas That's hilarious.

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It was 3 jack and cokes. But they were actually doubles, now that I think about it. So, uh. Yeah. 🎵Memories🎵

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Thinking about the time my friends asked me to take care of their cats and I agreed. But then I forgot and got drunk for the first time and asked him to take me but he refused to go in with me and I somehow managed to take care of them while experiencing intoxication the 1st time

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Also, I was 20 and it was under mostly supervision. However, I poured my own drinks and I am a bit too heavy handed. I wanted a wine and paint night, but I don't like wine.

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Coconut water with pulp was the worst thing I've ever drank. Want boba but bad? Coconut water with pulp. Never again.