thosebrosandem

my friends told me to start tweeting. #thosebros

[thosebrosandem @terpushp]

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- Connor McGregor fights tomorrow
- Future dropped an album
- Knicks won a championship
- LeBron is getting traded
- GTA 6 is about to drop
- fifa world cup 2026
- WBC 2026
- It’s summer
- Winter Olympics
- Americas 250th Birthday

fuck i think it might be 2k16

[thosebrosandem @terpushp]

my ex still signing into my email. fuck i’m gonna marry that bitch.

[thosebrosandem @terpushp]

2 months sober and nobody knows. don’t know if that makes me happier or sad. #real

[thosebrosandem @terpushp]

@1future drop the album already.

[thosebrosandem @terpushp]

these bitches still stalking my shit years later. i’d be sick.

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everybody got a girl all of sudden 😂😂😂

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ah fuck it i’m back.

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deleting social media.

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JB i hope your pillow cold at night bro. #knicks #wetbananas

[thosebrosandem @terpushp]

blasting pop smoke all the way to work this morning. knicks in 5.

[thosebrosandem @terpushp]

“damn bro how tall are you” - coworker

6’5 - me

“damn, still no girlfriend” - coworker

“yeah man my life sucks” - me

[thosebrosandem @terpushp]

gotta get off instagram for a while. these chicks are looking wayyy to good.

[thosebrosandem @terpushp]

shorty i ain’t want you. u not even a real blonde😂😂😂 #stayhard

[thosebrosandem @terpushp]

all the chicks catfish on instagram. you ain’t look like that. u look like a low grade hooah. and in person it’s even worse. marone.

[thosebrosandem @terpushp]

knicks in 4

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come to the conclusion if you go to tampa you either work for your dad after school or in finance. no in between.

[thosebrosandem @terpushp]

all these bitches from my town going to tampa now. sweetheart i alr left. u missed the train. have fun being a low grade tho.

[thosebrosandem @terpushp]

pre workout. nah pre the workout. ifykyk

[Jon “Death Stick” Sullivan @nevagonlose67]

8 year old boy next to me at a baseball game drinking a Coke while I eliminate 11 beers. Grow up pussy…

[thosebrosandem @terpushp]

these baseball moms are unreal.