Terry Pterodactyl

Johnny Costa tho.

[Terry Pterodactyl @terrellsaurus]

we’re all just some speckled frogs sitting on a speckled log

[Terry Pterodactyl @terrellsaurus]

Hello I have ADHD and I use em dashes in my text messages let alone in my actual writing. It’s called not even knowing what a congruent train of thought is.

[LindyMan @PaulSkallas]

A shortcut for detecting if something is written with AI is they all use this symbol "—" throughout the writing. It's relatively rare when a human uses it, maybe once or twice, if that. But AI chats love using it. No clue why.

[Terry Pterodactyl @terrellsaurus]

Well, rewatching Girls has been a weird trip.

[Terry Pterodactyl @terrellsaurus]

I MISS MY SISTER.

[Riki @biconicwomann]

I love Chappell Roan and Sabrina Carpenter

[Terry Pterodactyl @terrellsaurus]

I love this so much

[Austen Allred @Austen]

John Mulaney getting on stage and mercilessly mocking everyone at Salesforce’s Dreamforce conference is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read

[Terry Pterodactyl @terrellsaurus]

Reminding myself that I also cried at work when I sliced half my thumb skin off while making a Negroni so it’s also okay that I cried at work today when I got bit by a 4 year old and it turned black and blue immediately. It’s okay to cry when your boo-boos hurt. ✌🏻

[Terry Pterodactyl @terrellsaurus]

dreams dreams go away, stop reminding me of men I haven’t seen or spoken to in years, come again some other day, preferably in real life

[Terry Pterodactyl @terrellsaurus]

Honestly, it’s just hard to not be in Canada.

[Alex Goldschmidt @alexandergold]

All we need is for Chappell Roan to tweet “Tim IS a Midwest princess” and we win in November.

[Terry Pterodactyl @terrellsaurus]

@domthebombb Nuh uh

[Terry Pterodactyl @terrellsaurus]

My high school social studies teacher is in Russian prison. 🫥

[Terry Pterodactyl @terrellsaurus]

lol the school year hasn’t even started yet why am I screaming

[Terry Pterodactyl @terrellsaurus]

nothing makes me angrier than thinking about the 30 years it took me to find a job I enjoy, am good at, and is SO IMPORTANT TO SOCIETY, and it pays less than I made at 24, shitting around on a laptop for a few hours a day sending annoying marketing emails. 😾

[William Quintana @WillQuintanaNW]

Remember to leave out milk & cookies for Terry tonight

[Julie Zhuo @joulee]

6. Your conscious mind is the CEO of your being. Like most CEOs, it thinks it has a good understanding of what’s happening on the ground. Like most CEOs, it rarely does.

[Terry Pterodactyl @terrellsaurus]

@ellie_elizabet “It’s the age of princesses and pirate ships and the seven dwarves” - PreK teacher 👩🏼‍🏫🖍️😍

[Terry Pterodactyl @terrellsaurus]

@internetchris_ I have indeed done this before 🫤

[trash jones @jzux]

"who hurt you?" oh my parents, the economy, rent prices, my unrealistic expectations, that weird thing i said last week, the government, do you want me to keep going