Terrible YouthPastor

Maybe someday I'll become a real pastor in adult people church.

[Terrible YouthPastor @terribleuthguy]

Yeet

[Terrible YouthPastor @terribleuthguy]

What if we put tiny generators in every middle schoolers' fidget spinners? Global warming=solved

[Terrible YouthPastor @terribleuthguy]

God: As all-knowing Creator of the universe, I really think things should be this way..

Me: *names it and claims it*

God: 😞ok

Me: Bazinga

[Terrible YouthPastor @terribleuthguy]

Trump could take a poop on some people's dinner plates and still not lose their support or get criticized by them.

[Terrible YouthPastor @terribleuthguy]

When you see your boss is rereading"Crucial Conversations" right before you meet with him...

[Terrible YouthPastor @terribleuthguy]

Just doing my part. https://t.co/jeyOqOyLNS

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Terrible YouthPastor @terribleuthguy]

The solution to all of your youth ministry problems is pallet wood.

[Terrible YouthPastor @terribleuthguy]

These @YouthGroupBoy tweets are getting way to real these days... ☹️ https://t.co/sxfA3CW9NE

[Youth Group Boy @YouthGroupBoy]

Rather than build a wall Trump just needs to talk to my church - they've kept minorities and those who are different out for years.

[Terrible YouthPastor @terribleuthguy]

Started our new book series at our youth min just ahead of Valentine's Day. #uthmin #purity

[Terrible YouthPastor @terribleuthguy]

#YouthMinistry

[Terrible YouthPastor @terribleuthguy]

#StarWarsEvangelism

It's time to surrender and make Jesus the emperor of your life so he can execute order 66 on your sins.

[Terrible YouthPastor @terribleuthguy]

#relationalministry #uthmin

[Terrible YouthPastor @terribleuthguy]

Still waiting 4 all those sinner Harry Potter fans from the 90s & 00s to become demon-possessed wiccans & pounce on us from the shadows.

[Terrible YouthPastor @terribleuthguy]

A little unnerved when 6 of my junior high boys licked their candy canes into extremely sharp pointy objects. #ChristmasShank 😬

[Terrible YouthPastor @terribleuthguy]

Charlie Brown Thanksgiving comes in really handy when you have to have Sunday school but still have a turkey coma.

[Terrible YouthPastor @terribleuthguy]

Wasn't very good at sports as a kid but pummeling some middle schoolers at our annual Turkey Bowl makes it all worth it.

[Terrible YouthPastor @terribleuthguy]

Anyone out there willing to donate a #NESClassic? It's... for... youth ministry...

[Terrible YouthPastor @terribleuthguy]

Serious Question:

As a youth worker, what steps have you taken/will take to shepherd your students through thru this election?

#uthmin

[Terrible YouthPastor @terribleuthguy]

My face when I see my students' Facebook and Twitter discussions about the election:

[Terrible YouthPastor @terribleuthguy]

Me: man this election has me really down

Others: God is in control

Me: gives roundhouse kick

(Oversimplified platitudes are not helpful)