The Parent Trapped

'Now I've done crazy, couldn't you tell? I threw stones at the stars but the whole sky fell'

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@mrrasmulan My dad died suddenly last month. As a result, his last words to me were “make sure you get that leak on the shower looked at before it becomes a problem”

[G.T @gingerrtom]

When are the riots??????

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@SimonHarrisMBD Well, if the shoe fits and all of that

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@DarrentheJourno @DailyMail I noticed “Belfast” had gone from top of trending the last two days to nowhere to be seen tonight

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@Cliftonville187 🫣🤣

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@hthieblot Limewire

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@mrmikeMTL Yes. Me.

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@lpachter

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@elmo Had yet another existential crisis, Elmo. What a time to be alive. Not in a good way.

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@Snarkage1 @theliamnissan @starshine731 Has someone stolen his Caps Lock Key?

[Gandalv @Microinteracti1]

Let me explain something to the MAGA crowd, because clearly someone needs to.

They seem to think NATO is cosmic room service. You pick up the phone, say “hello, we’re having a bit of a war here,” and thirty-one countries march to your rescue. A continental Uber for military adventures.

That is not how it works.
Article 5 is a mutual defense clause. The clue is in the word mutual. And it has been triggered exactly once in NATO’s entire history. After September 11. When America was attacked. Not Europe. America.

Every NATO member showed up. They went to Afghanistan. They fought. They bled. They died. In America’s war. On America’s behalf.

Now imagine they hadn’t.
Over 1,100 allied soldiers died in Afghanistan. British, Canadian, German, Danish, Polish. And yes, even Ukrainian soldiers, who had no NATO obligation whatsoever. Gone. Without them, those are American names on those graves. Sons from Ohio. Fathers from Georgia. Kids from Nebraska who never came home.

Then there is the money. NATO allies spent over 100 billion dollars on a war that started on American soil. Without that, Washington pays every cent. On top of the 2 to 3 trillion the war already cost.

And without allied bases across Europe and Central Asia, American supply lines collapse entirely. Without British forces in Helmand and Canadians in Kandahar, the Taliban reconstitutes in three years instead of ten. The gaps get filled one way. More American deployments. More American coffins arriving at Dover.

Afghanistan was bloody. But NATO took the hit. Without them, every single one of those casualties would have had an American name.

Trump called allies like these losers. Suckers.

If you are a certain kind of broken person, that probably makes sense to you. But for the rest of us, what those soldiers did has a different name. Honor. The bond between men who have been in the same dirt, under the same fire. Between Brits and Americans, Frenchmen and Norwegians, Canadians and Danes. Not a diplomatic relationship. A blood bond. Brotherhood forged in places most people will never see and cannot imagine.

In that culture, you do not mock a fallen ally. You do not sneer at the dead. It is the lowest thing a human being can do. Trump did it to a standing ovation.

If you are a MAGA supporter travelling to NATO countries, understand this. There are no friendly pats on the back waiting for you. No one will buy you a beer. The governments who share your worldview sit in Minsk, Moscow and Pyongyang. Brutal dictatorships where journalists disappear, elections are theatre and dissent is a medical condition treated in basements. Not London. Not Paris. Not Rome, Stockholm, Copenhagen, Berlin or Ottawa.

You have abandoned the open societies, the free press, the rule of law, the places where people actually want to live. You traded the best of civilization for a very small, very dark room. Frankly, it serves you right.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

[Ali @2ASyed]

@TMT_arabic @drrkhalid1 the world needs to differentiate between Jews and zionists.
the world needs to differentiate between Muslims and taliban/ISIS.

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@Mr_Husky1 We’ve had Dear John tractors and jelly beans or jelly babies we’re both Baby Beans

[Mark Hammond @MarkHam80780803]

“Where is Vader today?”
“He’s in imaginary peace talks, sir.”

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@warsurv

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@nicolec_o Grade A, the more I read about her

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@krassenstein

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@Unusual_Times Often, being batshit crazy is a prerequisite of being incredibly academically bright

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@DChongis @I_amMukhtar He’s dead. Or is that part of the plan?

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@WarMonitor3 Wow